I had sex with your mom, because I'm not homosexual!!  

luvkitn21 33F
592 posts
5/31/2006 12:31 pm

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6/23/2006 11:51 am

I had sex with your mom, because I'm not homosexual!!

I bet that got your attention!!!!

I hope your's is better than mine, although that is hilarious.

Pick the month (number) you were born in:

1----I fell in love with
2----I ate a
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I murdered
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I choked on
10---I bitched out
11---I had sex with
12---I humped

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------A homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a hooker
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------a ninja
13-------the computer
14-------a football player
15-------my neighbor
17-------a Jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my dad
23-------a condom
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a DVD player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what
I want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm naked.
Gray--------Because that's how I roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.

Now put that in the subject line and send to all of your friends to make them laugh too!!!

honeycomb1974 44M/42F
282 posts
5/31/2006 1:26 pm

omg, I fell in love with my best friends boyfriend because that is how I roll. At least I think other is what I should choose considering I'm not wearing any clothes right now! Honey

sexymamma662003 31F

5/31/2006 1:33 pm

that was awsome thanks


rm_kneel_be4me 48M
457 posts
5/31/2006 1:37 pm

I'm going to post it... yours is better than mine... you will have to come check it out

rm_cl12065 46M/46F
6 posts
5/31/2006 3:09 pm

I humped a paper clip because I was High

now thats funny !!! Thanks

florallei 99F

5/31/2006 3:42 pm

I bitched out the computer because I'm naked ....perhaps because someone was yelling at me on webcam?

jdocfunguy 50M

5/31/2006 6:37 pm

I gave a lap dance to a ninja because I was high.

Well actually, it's because it was a girl ninja and I couldn't tell unless I was rubbing right up against her.

luvkitn21 33F

6/1/2006 8:38 am

Those are hilarious, thanks for taking the time to read and write your answers.

drnick20054 28M

6/1/2006 10:39 am

I murdered a Mexican Because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Theuncutone20 44M

6/5/2006 10:07 am

I ate a my psychiatrist because that's how I roll.

squezemetight 34M
103 posts
6/10/2006 10:17 pm

i murdered a dvd player because i was drunk. sad thing is.....its probably true.

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