editor exposed  

lustmirror 63M
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5/21/2005 9:28 am

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8/4/2008 8:43 pm

editor exposed

I was stuck in a particularly long line at the supermarket, and rather than gather too much information about those directly around me, I decided to read. I pulled a national publication from the rack, and began my education.
"Entire World In Danger"
"Headless Horseman Speaks"...( now this represents new insight!!!)
"Woman"s Entire Body Tattooed With Bible Quotes"( snippet...."I saw Jesus's face in my bowling ball...")
"Man Electrocuted By Lightening Bug"

Well imagine my surprise, when it suddenly dawned on me.....I know this guy....
I ripped back to the front of the rag, looking for the list of credits...hmmmmmmm
In very small print, requiring installation of eyewear....
"Weekly World News articles are drawn from different sources and most are fictitious. Weekly World News uses invented names in many of its stories, except in cases where public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. The reader should suspend belief for the sake of enjoyment."
Anybody else recognize the modus operandi represented here? I propose to you all that we have a ringer, a gourmet of gossip, rather than a dabbler of desserts. keithcancook....indeed!
and any increase in circulation of above mentioned publications is stictly coincidental. We would never do anything strictly for distribution numbers.

keithcancook 60M
17785 posts
5/21/2005 1:18 pm

LOL, great post lustmirror. I am honored.

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