It's Me  

lustcurious42 56F
257 posts
8/19/2006 9:15 pm

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8/20/2006 6:12 pm

It's Me

So, I went to the wedding today.....had fun. Traffic sucked. The bride and I flashed her girlie friends (hey, I'm corruptable.....what can I say??).
Had great food. I think Rainbow or Maggie somehow got the conversation, believe it or not, to poop while we are eating. Can you believe that? Maybe it was Ian's fault.....ohhhh, he had a testerone shot yesterday so we got to hear all about it's advantages. Oh yeah baby.
I almost caught the bouquet. I didn't want to wrestle the poor lady to the ground for it. The thought crossed my mind. There's something about watching marriage vows being exchanged that gets you in the mood. Ian and Maggie cried. I dreamed about my wedding (oh geesh, somebody pinch me please....where oh where is my mind these days???).
I am living in a zoo tonight and it is stressing me out. Do people think I'm running a fucking hotel here or what???? (oh damn, I hate it when I cuss like a's so unbecoming). I have my bi-polar, former meth addict (I hope former) sister here. My daughter has two friends here. My niece lives here. I live here. My son has three friends over. And I'm tired. I need to regain control. Seriously, my son is 21 and I hope he starts to get it together so he can move out one day. I love him very much, don't get me wrong. It's just time. And does everyone think I exist to do their laundry? If I could live in a pig sty I'd go on strike. Really I would. I mean, they help out. But not like I would like. I want Cinderella children who would be happy to dress in rags. I'm tired of buying them clothes. Yes, we're finishing up school clothes shopping tomorrow. Yuck. I'd rather weed. I hate to weed. Oh my, I am in bad shape tonight, aren't I? And to top it off it will be nearly two weeks until the boyfriend gets back. I can't remember the last time I would have gone so long without sex. Let me think. At least I will have magic wand. Have you noticed the more you have mind blowing sex the more you crave mind blowing sex? Let me tell ya, I just want, want, want, want, want. Do you get like that? More ya get, more you want?
Anyway, I think it's time for a nasty story. I'm trying to think of a past adventure to write about. If you all wanted a laugh, I could share tequila night. But that's way to personal. I learned that night though that it's impossible to pee with anal beads in your ass (like where else would anal beads be at) and to keep them in. Something will come to mind soon, I'm sure I want Maggie to write another real-life story for me.......her wildest adventure. Now that would be some reading!!! Ian, you should do that too........

maggie2108 62F
57 posts
8/19/2006 10:27 pm

Lust! LOL it wasn't me who started that conversation!! I thought it was you! Or maybe I heard it from you first but was started by Rainbow!

Sorry your house seems to mixed up right now. Breath deep my dear. Real deep.

My wildest adventure? Oh my! I'm gonna have to think about that one my dear, I think your adventures top mine by a long shot!

Enjoyed your company today!


goodatpoetry2 66M
12374 posts
8/19/2006 10:52 pm

As loud as YOU are, I guess there won't be any magic wand tonight, eh? LOL!

lustcurious42 56F

8/20/2006 12:23 am

Maggie--Rainbow never comes to blogland. Let's blame here and Ian
And hey, you only PRETEND to be sweet...........I've seen those profile pics!!

lustcurious42 56F

8/20/2006 12:24 am

Goodatp---hey, I can gag myself............

maggie2108 62F
57 posts
8/20/2006 2:12 pm

LOL oh okay Lust!

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