You should never be scared of clowns....Why, they're always smiling.  

lushgirl69 49F
329 posts
10/21/2005 5:25 pm

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You should never be scared of clowns....Why, they're always smiling.

No seriously, folks, it's true....
Trav, you asked for it you got it, Toyota. Viking, hold onto your hat.
Harshawj, trust me, the erotica portion is on the way.....just gotta set the background.

Anyone else out there ever hear of The End Of The World circus? Freaks of nature, one and all. I came to know these rollicking young artist the year after my split with my husband. He and his girl friend decided to take me to a party: I was down, they knew the guy I'd been seeing was gone (psychiatric care).....yes, I know. Don't say it. Anyway....the party was for a friends birthday and it was upstairs in a hole in the wall kind of place called the Jack Ruby Lounge. The place was so hot that the walls looked like they were sweating. There was one big industrial box fan moving the sweltering air(I wouldn't say it was cooling anything). I walked in wearing layers and quickly decided that the body stocking and panties were a better option. Besides the outfit looked good with my combat boots and most of the chicks were half naked. and wearing lots of make up......wait, that's clown face.....double take....lots of these cats had on the stuff...What had i walked into here.....
The hair rose up on the back of me neck as this wailing and pounding began rolling in from the larger room in the building.....no it wasn't sex...not yet......It was this band called Coprolingus......the intensity of the sound was only contrasted slightly by the darkness and flashing lights and this oddly animated guy running around with a huge strap on vibrator that sounded like a chain saw.....he wore glasses that made his eyes look as though they were protruding from the sockets and an oversized doctor' lab coat.
Off to the right of me was a long haired tall, lanky guy with a bull horn. He was painted silver. His hair, his face, all of him. no shirt, i think it was a knid of loin cloth around him....I was transfixed because the wailing/roaring wound was eminating from him..... I was stunned.....I wander through the crowd to get a closer look .
Suddenly then there was an explosive sound and all around me was confetti, in large chunks, not like the kind they sell at the party store, but ragged and distorted with ....pornographic images....it was a porn blizzard....and on stage, were two people I knew from the time period in which I had worked at Whole Foods...and they wer not only stark naked, but having sex....right ther in front of everyone, while the band was playing......
I turned and looked for a place to sit, finding a wheelchair off to the side....seemed appropriate at the time. i watch as the guy with the buzzcock attacked a table, an innocent coffee table. he first lifted i on end and flung himself against it so hard that it began to crack. He then threw it dosn to the ground and began fucking it to pieces..... i watched the distintgration in wonder... i turned my head for only the slightest moment and then.......
before i knew what was happening, he came up behind the wheelchair, spun me around and wheeled me towards the front of the stage....the band was playing raccous music...flashing strobes...i was ever so slightly drunk and he began to flog me with christmas tree tinsel, you know the kind that wraps around the tree, not the little clumpy stuff.....he whipped me and tore at my body stocking and, lo and behold, I reacted and joined into the act....I jumped up and turned my ass to him so he could spank it and flog my back and then i turned, pushed him over the chair for his turn at the "whip" and then wheeled him off the stage....the rest of the show was a slight blur....I ended up leaving the party with one of the band members to go skinny dipping in a beautiful pool with beautiful people and thus began my love affair with the clowns.....
Little did I know at the time that I was to become the original Clown Aide....Clown Groupie delux....AKA Idahoe............
Stunned


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
10/22/2005 5:18 am

Lushgirl69, You're certainly the ultimate party favor! Did I ever tell you I'm a crying on the inside sort of clown? Got to go now need a cold shower, right after I find my hat.


artlover21000 58M

10/22/2005 7:28 am

IdaHoe!.....Never in my wildest did I imagine clowns having private lives. Have you been back to the Jack Ruby Lounge since that nite?


lushgirl69 49F

10/28/2005 7:08 am

yes indeed folks.....little known tales of wonder, lust and sickness.....
never been back to that place...well, actaully, we took my girls to watch the fireworks from the rooftop on the 4 th of July a few years back..........its in the center of downtown dallas and its now gone actually.....
days of a strange kind of innocence........not sexual, but the idea of the freedom to express in a real way what really turned us on.....
best part of the story, i forgot....
the look on my ex husbands face in the aftermath......"she was never like that before...."


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

11/3/2005 10:30 am

sounds kinda cool...

TTFN


lushgirl69 49F

11/4/2005 9:58 pm

redlips, you divine princess.......
youhave no idea
it was a cathartic event which turned my life on a dime, so to speak.........
love those guys to this day......


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