lupon_69 43M
216 posts
4/28/2005 2:27 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm


A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up
to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my

What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?

Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, color and material imaginable. Actually, even with all of
this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied: There are the Catholic, the Salvation
Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type supports the masses.

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and

The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H
are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the
letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

well what Religion, lol, is yours.

well??? let me know.

LustGoddess2469 50F  
2453 posts
4/28/2005 3:31 pm

Well, mine is a Catholic Double dang! LOL

Funny post - thanks for the giggles.


rm_BigDnLady 43M/40F
1140 posts
4/28/2005 3:34 pm

Haaaaa!!! Mine I must say is a Double dang Catholic!! That is funny!!!


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
4/28/2005 3:37 pm

lol... Lupon... I was raised Presbyterian... I have seen this before, but it is cute... Mine are D's... 38D special.. lol...


Devlish_Angel19 31F

4/28/2005 10:00 pm

Well I am a catholic Double Dang almost Enormous!! Thats a funny one I will have to remember this one!!!!

lupon_69 43M

5/4/2005 12:47 pm

i love this one

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