THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISH  

lupon_69 43M
216 posts
5/11/2005 7:02 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISH

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure...Go ahead = I don't want you to

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not over reacting! = I've got my period

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]

Yes = No

No = No

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it

Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep

I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?


jizzie43 56F

5/11/2005 8:04 pm

wow sounds like you need to be single for awhile or something , is this what most men feel about there partners? and you know what she probably dos'ent see it that way at all....


lupon_69 43M

5/11/2005 9:34 pm

ok I think you took this just a little to serious, sorry but I don't hate or degrade the women in my life, if you knew me you would love me, it's just my twisted humor that gets in the way just for peat’s sake check some of my other many blogs and then tell me what you think


slave4sex3 40M/40F

5/11/2005 9:41 pm

I thought it was frickin' hilarious! Some of them ARE true. (especially the "is my butt fat"))


lupon_69 43M

5/11/2005 10:01 pm

glad some one appreciates my twisted humor


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