Ohhh, Why???  

lupon_69 43M
216 posts
5/4/2005 1:20 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Ohhh, Why???

Just a thought...
there has to be 90% guys & 10% girls on this site
what do you have to do to get to meet that 10%?

hmmm...

no e-mail again to day...
how sad

some other thoughts
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol

I intend to live forever - so far, so good

I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!

Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!!!!

Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States

Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

Televangelist's: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Excuses are like asses everyone's got em and they all stink.

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance.

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.

What we could really use is the separation of Bush and state.

Never play strip poker with a nudist, they have nothing to lose.

If you can't read this, you're illiterate.

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

changing sex partners means switching hand's!!!

ugly enough to scare me when I look in the mirror


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
5/4/2005 9:04 pm

some other thoughts
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm (interesting perspective)

Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding (awwww, come on now -- the honeymoon is part of the best deal!!)

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines (no doubt!!)

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese (what happend to the first mouse????)

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week (what special would that be???? lol...)

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met (Did you scare her off Lupon??? I once had a friend tell me that the moment he pulled off his dates shoes for them to relax, they would run off screaming!!! What did you do, Lupon??? lol....)

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol (Hmmm.... better slow down. A friend of mine keeps running into generators!!! lol... )

I intend to live forever - so far, so good (I am going to live forever, hope you do too!!)

I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy (in creamy white or brown gravy)

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? (GiJoe has friends too!! lol... )

If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough! (How hard do you wanna me to kick, babah!! lol...)

Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!!!! (Don't backup too much!!)

Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States (Oh, my, my!!)

Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. (What exactly are dreams made of??)

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. (I have a lot of culture -- so I must have a lot of bacteria... )

Televangelist's: The Pro Wrestlers of religion. (What a perceptive statement.)

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. (Quick on the draw!!)

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. (lol...Yikes! I better change lanes quick!!)...

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. (oooh, I am not lazy by any means)

If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they. (I am not your normal person... I do a lot a work.)

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.. (lolll....Drink more beer!!! lol...)

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence? (noooo....)

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. (nothing seems to be going too well; I might have not missed anything???)

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. (not me... I keep looking b/c I can't get satisfied yet to meeting my goals)

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. (I love dancing; that means... hmmm...)

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. (lol..)

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. (lol.. what an accurate picture of some people!)

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! (what???)

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? (green with envy??)

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? (lol... )

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? (ready to be scared to death three times??)

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. (oh, nooooo...we have to bail him out!!)

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. (Damn spot!)

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. (Better latch it tight!!)

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. ()

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. (yes... know that well... lol..)

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? (when it starts writing visible ink??? ha aha...)

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them. (ooooh, not funny around here. Bunch of folks waiting on their loved ones to return home.)

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. (This is funny though... I have never seen a cow laugh, although a bull stuck his head through my Grandpa's truck window when I was waiting for him to return from feeding the cattle. My grandpa laughed for days about that!!)

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? (Yeah, puzzling isn't it? After all, if it is in a name, then we should all be our own psychics, huh???)

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! (lol... love those muscles baring under those shirts!!)

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. (Yikes! I think I'll pass on that one...)

OK, so what's the speed of dark? (reverse the speed of light???)

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! (lol... My Grandma had plenty of those... pillow and headlines!!)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Interesting perspective!!)

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. (Are you alone!???)

Excuses are like asses everyone's got em and they all stink. (Excuses. What are excuses??? lol...)

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. (Babah, gotta dehydrate it first, don't you know??? lol...)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance. (no doubt... maybe we should start giving the apples to the insurance company to start bringing the doctors back???)

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired. (From life I suppose.... but that is a long ways for me b/c my family lives for-ever!!!)

What we could really use is the separation of Bush and state. (Hmmm... I think we might have done that long ago if Gore were in the house. )

Never play strip poker with a nudist, they have nothing to lose. (They are already baring all!!)

If you can't read this, you're illiterate. (Think I have been doing fine so far!! )

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. (Might want to if I were Robin Williams.... loved that movie!)

changing sex partners means switching hand's!!! (It sure seems that way!!)

ugly enough to scare me when I look in the mirror (Awww... not that ugly, Lupon!! hee hee)


lupon_69 43M

5/4/2005 9:44 pm

sorry about the army one, I have famly there to, And I did not mean to upset you. but that is why my famly member's joined, to kill thouse damb terrorists... oh and I loved all of your coments Thanks, you made me smile


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