More funny t-shirts  

lupon_69 43M
216 posts
7/15/2005 8:39 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

More funny t-shirts

Here we go again.......

1.Cat, the other white meat.
2.Can’t feed ‘em, don’t breed ‘em.
3.Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
4.I found Jesus, he was behind the sofa the whole time.
5.God was my copilot, but we crashed into a mountain and I was forced to eat him.
6.I am not losing my hair, I am getting head.
7.I’m hung like Einstein and smart as a horse.
8.Caution: Blonde thinking.
9.My child was inmate of the month at county jail
10.Caution, I can go from zero to bitch in 2.5 seconds.
11.4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions.
12.Don’t steal, the government hates competition.
13.If farting is an art, then I’m its Picasso.
14.Your proctologist called, he found your head.
15.You village called, their idiot is missing.
16.I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day.
17.I may be fat, but you’re ugly and I can diet.
18.Excuse me, but you have obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a shit.
19.Do I look like a fucking people person?
20.I’m sorry, I take that back, Un-fuck you.
21.Politicians and diapers need to be changes for the same reason.
22.Chaos, panic, fear and disorder. My work here is done.
23.Take out your ex tonight (one bullet ought to do it).
24.Jesus is coming, look busy.
25.Discourage inbreeding, ban country music
26.Wearer caries no cash, he’s married.
27.If at first you don’t succeed, maybe losing is your style.
28.If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?
29.Marriage is grand, divorce is 100 grand.
30.Marriage is the leading cause of divorce.
31.Why a man would want a wife is a mystery, why he would want two is a bigamisrty.
32.Wife and dog missing. Reward for dog.
33.I tried to see your point of view, but I couldn’t get my head that far up my ass.
34.I child-proofed my house, but they still get in.
35.You can’t spell “Crap” without “ ”
36.The shortest sentence is “I am” the longest is “I do”.
37.I want to be just like Barbie. That bitch has everything.
38.Did you hear about the new divorce Barbie? She comes with all Ken’s stuff.
39.Be nice to your kids, they’ll choose your nursing home.
40.Trust your instincts, people really don’t like you.
41.PMS; Punish Men Severely.
42.Out of my mind, back in five minutes.
43.I’m so happy; I could shit.
44.Drinking won’t solve your problems, but passing out will.
45.I do not have a drinking problem, I drink, get drunk, fall down, No problem.
46.How do I spell relief? F A R T
47.Life is short, don’t be a dick.
48.Yes I do drive a truck, no I won’t help you move.
49.Drugs lead nowhere, but it’s the scenic route.
50.That “look” you were going for…you missed.
51.Nice perfume, must you marinate in it?
52.I gave up drinking, smoking and sex. It was the worst 15 minute of my life.
53.If you’re gonna burn our flag, wrap yourself in it first.

Hope you laughed a bit. Have a great day! some of them are soooo bad.....

Lapkin4u 42F

7/15/2005 1:35 pm

I personally love #2, #3 and #51....thanks for the giggles I needed em today!

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
7/18/2005 7:12 am

Too funny, you are certainly a master at brightening up my day!!

i6u9we69allnight 39F

7/19/2005 5:17 pm

thanks for the laughs

redmartinigirl 43F

8/1/2005 10:40 pm

#2 all the way!! LOL those are great! thanks for sharing. I personally like "She who waits for her knight in shining armor gets to clean up after his horse"

rm_reCube 30M
1 post
10/12/2005 7:03 pm

a cuple shirts you missed
- I like my women like i like my coffee... ground up and in the freezer
- my girl friend cant wrestle but you should see her box
- shuck me, suck me, eat me raw...yaquina bay oysters (newport OR)

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