Hillbillie Life Saver  

lupon_69 43M
216 posts
4/27/2005 12:05 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Hillbillie Life Saver

Two hillbillies walk into a bar, while having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table who was eating a sandwich begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flew out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner said, "Ya know, I'd herd of that there 'hind lick maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it."

wenchatheart 40F
644 posts
4/27/2005 3:43 pm

hey darling - you can lick my hind anytime

lupon_69 43M

5/4/2005 1:18 pm

well here i am

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