Damm Women Drivers  

lupon_69 43M
216 posts
4/22/2005 8:04 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Damm Women Drivers


This morning I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac Escalade doing 75 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that dam makeup.

As a man, I don't scare to easily.

But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone
away from my ear which fell into the coffee
between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!!!

allieinaz 44F

4/22/2005 8:54 pm

OMG!!!! that was hyterical! Thank you for the great laugh!


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
4/22/2005 9:22 pm

lol... and you complain about women drivers!! lol... sounds like you had too much that you could rightfully handle!! ...

Dang men drivers!!


rm_mooncrip518 52M/49F
4 posts
4/22/2005 10:00 pm

THAT WAS GREAT-LOVED IT.LOL
TURN YOUR DAMN BLINKER OFF!


lupon_69 43M

5/4/2005 1:00 pm

Glad you all liked it so much!!!


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