Butt Measurement???  

lupon_69 43M
216 posts
4/25/2005 8:58 am

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Butt Measurement???

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?

007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
4/25/2005 11:16 am

LOL....This is too funny. I guess men must be very careful what how they tease their mates it could come back and bite them in the butt.. THANKS FOR THE LAUGH, it really helped brighten my day...

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Crimson959 57F

4/25/2005 12:40 pm

laughing.....I'll have to remember that one.....gave me a good chuckle.

lupon_69 43M

4/25/2005 2:12 pm

Im glad you liked it

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