Beer or Religin !!!  

lupon_69 43M
216 posts
4/26/2005 12:47 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Beer or Religin !!!

1. If you have a beer, you don't go around door-to-door trying to give it to someone else.

2. You can prove that beer exists, and you can explain its origin and purpose without sounding like a moron.

3. It is against the law to offer beer to little children who are not old enough to think for themselves.

4. Nobody has ever been hanged, tortured, or burned at the stake over his particular brand of beer (certain remote corners of Britain excepted).

5. If can definitely have a beer (or more than one!), and you don't have to wait over 2000 years for another.

6. There are many Federal and European laws that make them print the truth about beer.

7. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.

8. Beer does not tell you when or how to have sex.

9. There have been virtually no major wars fought over beer.

10.If you have wasted your entire life on the study and pursuit of beer, there are groups you can join to help you stop!

Let me know what you think???


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