Understanding Men  

lund0069 47M
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3/26/2006 7:22 pm

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3/29/2006 4:27 pm

Understanding Men


Hi there everyone!!!!

Its another manic monday....so whilst plenty of us get back to the real life of work adnmore work, i just thot that it would be nice to share something which would be useful to the ladies who may have wondered what on earth we guys seem to be saying. So happy reading the translations below.

It is just not us guy who need a new dictinary when talking to ladies. Now it is the ladies turn i guess

These translations are for all of you wonderful women outthere, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...

"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated "There is no rational thought patternconnected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH, " "SURE,HONEY, " OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated Absolutely nothing. It's a pre-conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"Translated "I have no idea how it works."

"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated "I can't hear the football commentary over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop, the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF.
IT'S NO BIG DEAL."

Translated "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT
I'M DOING."
Translated "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated "It didn't fall into my outstretched
hands, so I'm completely clueless."

WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated "What did you catch me at?"

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY
WHERE WE ARE."

Translated "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated
"I make the messes; she cleans them up."

So ladies, please try to understand us

lund0069 47M

3/26/2006 11:30 pm

is it? oh dear. i read this in a UK website, must check with darkon ....wait i will be sued for copyright. thanks for the info


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