Erection lasts for more than four hours...  

ltjo2xd 58M
86 posts
6/14/2005 9:24 am

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Erection lasts for more than four hours...


I was reading yesterday that the number of women who experience sexual desire/function decline over the age of forty outnumbers men almost 6 to 1. Why is it then that we've been able to invent a drug that will give a man an erection for four hours and can't seem to do anything for the women?? Who are they supposed to be doing it with? At some point even twinky's think you're too old. Seems to me that if we were at all intelligent we would be working on figuring out how to make all the ladies horny for the rest of their lives.

Here are several other reasons one might want a four hour erection. Any others?

1) It will help you keep from rolling out of bed at night.

2) You can hang your wash cloth on it when taking a shower.

3) You can use it to wake up your partner when they have overslept.

4) You can use it to cork the wine bottle until your ready for another glass.

5) You can use it to operate the T.V. remote or ring the doorbell when your hands are full.

SweetSouthrnGrl 44F

6/14/2005 10:09 am

LOL...no you know what happens? The old(er) men take the pills prescribed for them and then trade up their 40/50 something wives for the horny little 20/25 something twit.

Then after the 4hr erection wears off all they are left with is a whining, immature girl they have nothing in common with ... until they pop another pill.

Hit up the drug companies to make a pill for the women who are like fine wine, aged to perfection and everything will be right with the world.


loveplay66 50F

6/14/2005 10:35 am

hahahaha Oh my gosh! Thanks for the laugh. That was so great. I'm still giggling! I gotta pass this on to a friend of mine. She'll pee herself laughing.

My sex drive keeps increasing every year! So, you bet I'll be keeping my fingers crossed that they have that drug on the market if/when I need it!


rm_mermaid63 53F

6/14/2005 10:40 am

You can bring it over here and I will think of something....


rm_affbreak 46M
287 posts
6/14/2005 11:21 am

6. You can use it to bang your head at any time you like during the 4 hours.


ltjo2xd 58M

6/14/2005 1:26 pm

SSG -

Isn't that the truth!


ltjo2xd 58M

6/14/2005 1:58 pm

Ahhhh...affbreak, that's using your head.


Cryztal 54F
416 posts
6/20/2005 7:14 am

LOL Too funny, thanx ltjo2xd I needed that! lol


Cryztal xx


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