This is TOO funny!!!!  

lovemetouchme5 51F
1534 posts
8/6/2006 6:20 pm

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8/25/2006 8:15 am

This is TOO funny!!!!


Email I received on May 1st...

I just had to write you and tell you how incredibly sexy and stunningly beautiful you are. Wow... I mean, wow! You've truly blown me away here. If only we were closer...I would love to pamper you in ways you never thought possible. I know we're about three hours away, and the chances of us ever meeting are nil, but I thought I'd write you...and tell me that your beauty and sex appeal have reduced me to a wet, melted puddle of unspent desire. If you'd like to write me, I'll welcome you with open arms. But if not, that's okay, too. I want to wish you best wishes in your search!

Email I received today....

I just had to write you and tell you how incredibly sexy and stunningly beautiful you are. Wow... I mean, wow! You've truly blown me away here. If only we were closer...I would love to pamper you in ways you never thought possible. I know we're about three hours away, and the chances of us ever meeting are nil, but I thought I'd write you...and tell me that your beauty and sex appeal have reduced me to a wet, melted puddle of unspent desire. If you'd like to write me, I'll welcome you with open arms. But if not, that's okay, too. I want to wish you best wishes in your search!

I would say this is cutting and pasting at it's best!!! Does anyone else see the humor in this?? Ironically, this was in the top ten emails in MY 50TH POST Note number 3!!! Has anyone gotten a similar, if not exact, email???

Lovem

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
8/6/2006 7:08 pm

Thats funny bunch of dumbasses


lovemetouchme5 replies on 8/25/2006 8:17 am:
That's exactly right, Saint! There are too many of them out there!

rm_aboutme66 51F
6047 posts
8/6/2006 7:17 pm

form letters got to love them.......They make me feel all special....

Donna
Someday is today.


lovemetouchme5 replies on 8/25/2006 8:18 am:
Oh I know!! and today I got an email from a guy that emailed me several weeks ago...It seems they never remember who they've emailed...MAKE A LIST GUYS!!!

countryheart_71 45F
8082 posts
8/6/2006 8:52 pm

Can't say that I have. You must be the lucky one...lol.

~Country~


lovemetouchme5 replies on 8/25/2006 8:18 am:
Gee thanks, country...want me to send some of them your way???

rm_Smile_My_Way 59M
1519 posts
8/7/2006 1:23 pm

That's too funny.


lovemetouchme5 replies on 8/25/2006 8:20 am:
I thought so too, Smile! You should read his reponse to me when I called him on it!

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