maybe I should have handled this differently...  

lostmydrinkagain 43F
2339 posts
8/9/2006 5:01 pm

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8/10/2006 8:54 pm

maybe I should have handled this differently...

I was out in my frontyard with my son today, saw that one of my neighbors was in his frontyard drinking beer with his buddies and comparing who's rig has the biggest tires and the best sound system...so I pick up the baby and we walk across the street.

Lost: Hi I'm Lost I live in the house across the street.

Neighbor: Hi I'm Sam.

Lost: I noticed that your dog likes to shit in my yard.

Neighbor: Lucky me that means I don't have to pick it up. (buddies snickering in the background)

I set my son down, remove his diaper and proceed to drop a load of shit at Sam's feet. (The buddies are now silent with their mouths hanging open.)

Neighbor: I guess I could keep a better eye on my dog.

Lost: Thanks and I'll keep my son's diaper on, because trust me my kid can out shit your dog anyday...


As I'm walking away I can hear his buddies telling him that he should be extra nice to me because they noticed I had two other children...



rm_cutechubby8 46F
3428 posts
8/9/2006 5:12 pm

LMAO - You're one mother ...... no one messes with you. You're my hero!!!


abitcrazy4sex 44M
1335 posts
8/9/2006 5:48 pm

hey , nobody likes to walk on dog shit.i dont blame ya a bit


lostmydrinkagain 43F
2272 posts
8/9/2006 6:40 pm

    Quoting rm_cutechubby8:
    LMAO - You're one mother ...... no one messes with you. You're my hero!!!
thank you, I hate mowing over dog shit, and I don't see why I need to pick it up...


lostmydrinkagain 43F
2272 posts
8/9/2006 6:41 pm

    Quoting nightlady1000:
    fucking lmao.....
    Perfect......are we related?
let's hope, that could be fun. If we had a ladies night out, imagine what trouble we could get into...know anyone that would post our bail?


lostmydrinkagain 43F
2272 posts
8/9/2006 6:43 pm

    Quoting abitcrazy4sex:
    hey , nobody likes to walk on dog shit.i dont blame ya a bit
since my lover is non-confrontational, I had to come up with another solution...remember the guys with the illegal firewords? thats the neighbor, heheheheh, but you might have already guessed that.


abitcrazy4sex 44M
1335 posts
8/9/2006 7:15 pm

    Quoting lostmydrinkagain:
    since my lover is non-confrontational, I had to come up with another solution...remember the guys with the illegal firewords? thats the neighbor, heheheheh, but you might have already guessed that.
i did already guess that , you should have your lover go over and shove a huge orange cone up his ass if the dog shits on your grass again


lostmydrinkagain 43F
2272 posts
8/9/2006 7:24 pm

    Quoting abitcrazy4sex:
    i did already guess that , you should have your lover go over and shove a huge orange cone up his ass if the dog shits on your grass again /:>
since I happen to have a lover and a huge ass orange cone, I'll have to keep that in mind...


kyplowboy22 61M

8/9/2006 11:19 pm

roflmao. Gotta admire your moxie kid.

kpb


lostmydrinkagain 43F
2272 posts
8/9/2006 11:33 pm

    Quoting kyplowboy22:
    roflmao. Gotta admire your moxie kid.

    kpb
can't change who I am, nor would I want to...


lostmydrinkagain 43F
2272 posts
8/9/2006 11:35 pm

    Quoting rm_flyaway1012:
    That kracked me up. I have 6 babies and I never once thought of that.

I've been thinking about it since he moved in but today i took matters into my own hands, or should I say diaper, hehheehhehe


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
8/10/2006 12:38 am

Step 2: train child to shit on nicely polished hood of car.

warm xx


bustybettyboop 50F  
59325 posts
8/10/2006 4:35 am

lmfao..omg! that was soooooooooooooooooo damn funny! lol! u go girl! tell em' how it is! lol!

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RubyRedPetal 44F

8/10/2006 5:19 am

Thats fantasssstic U have some nerve babe!!

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gryphranshire 34M
39 posts
8/10/2006 9:41 am

*...twitch, twitch, bursts out laughing*


rm_Erus_Amans 41M
23 posts
8/10/2006 10:33 am

All I can say is that I wish that I could have been there to see it.
"Some assholes deserve to be shit on."


Willysjeepcj2a 60M
109 posts
8/10/2006 3:03 pm

Wonderful blogs, just wonderful! Old Banana sadly how true.


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