Why Beer is Better Then Women  

lostmydrinkagain 43F
2339 posts
8/7/2006 3:12 am

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8/7/2006 11:14 am

Why Beer is Better Then Women

1-You can enjoy beer all month long.
2-Beer stains wash out.
3-You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
4-Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play football.
5-When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
6-Beer is never late.
7-Hangovers go away.
8-A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
9-Beer labels come off without a fight.
10-When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
11-Beer never has a headache.
12-After you've had a beer the bottle is still worth a dime.
13-A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer on your breath.
14-If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
15-You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
16-A beer always goes down easy.
17-You can share a beer with your friends.
18-You always know when you're the first one to pop a beer.
19-Beer is always wet.
20-Beer doesn't demand equality.
21-You can have a beer in public.
22-A beer doesn't care when you come.
23-A frigid beer is a good beer.
24-You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25-If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony



asianXcaucasian 55M
108 posts
8/7/2006 3:28 am

Good post. I'll drink to your health!


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
8/7/2006 3:36 am

Good one, but you dont have to wash me either for me to taste good

Purry {=}

Purry


lostmydrinkagain 43F
2272 posts
8/7/2006 3:44 am

and I to yours...


digdug41 49M

8/7/2006 3:46 am

thanks for the giggle on an otherwise very dreary day

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


rm_cutechubby8 46F
3428 posts
8/7/2006 6:08 am

You're on a roll - keep then coming!


lostmydrinkagain 43F
2272 posts
8/7/2006 11:10 am

    Quoting digdug41:
    thanks for the giggle on an otherwise very dreary day
Dig~it's so great to see you, I have missed your blog. I'm sending many happy thoughts and prayers your way.


lostmydrinkagain 43F
2272 posts
8/7/2006 11:14 am

I always love a good laugh...


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