Men are like...  

lostmydrinkagain 43F
2339 posts
8/6/2006 11:52 pm

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8/7/2006 11:30 pm

Men are like...

1. Men are like ...Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ...Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ...Blenders... You need one, but you‘re not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials... You can‘t believe all they say.
7. Men are like ...Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ...Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ...Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ...Snowstorms... You never know when they‘re coming, how many inches you‘ll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ...Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ...Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are the rest are handicapped.



tracy_de_lacy 105F
9268 posts
8/7/2006 1:28 am

Men are like...placemats they only show up when there's food on the table.
men are like...copiers you need them in reproduction but that's about it.
men are like...handguns keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
men are like...mini skirts if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.


Bye everyone, it was a blast


lostmydrinkagain 43F
2272 posts
8/7/2006 1:52 am

    Quoting tracy_de_lacy:
    Men are like...placemats they only show up when there's food on the table.
    men are like...copiers you need them in reproduction but that's about it.
    men are like...handguns keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
    men are like...mini skirts if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.
damn, how'd I miss those...thanks for the added ones, I'm still laughing.


kyplowboy22 61M

8/7/2006 2:09 am

Yup, pretty useless for the most part, but damn we're entertaining!

kpb


lostmydrinkagain 43F
2272 posts
8/7/2006 2:41 am

    Quoting kyplowboy22:
    Yup, pretty useless for the most part, but damn we're entertaining!

    kpb
Yes you are and once again I am honored to have you visit my blog.


bustybettyboop 50F  
59325 posts
8/7/2006 5:51 am

lol...too funny! your blog is adorable!<---just like you!!! hugz,busty

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lostmydrinkagain 43F
2272 posts
8/7/2006 11:16 am

    Quoting bustybettyboop:
    lol...too funny! your blog is adorable!<---just like you!!! hugz,busty
Thanks Busty thats one of the nicest post I ever received.


bustybettyboop 50F  
59325 posts
8/7/2006 9:20 pm

your welcome! i meant it! hugz,busty

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lostmydrinkagain 43F
2272 posts
8/7/2006 11:30 pm

thank you!!!!!


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