How to Discuss oral sex with your Spouse  

lostmydrinkagain 44F
2339 posts
8/7/2006 3:40 am

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8/9/2006 2:03 pm

How to Discuss oral sex with your Spouse

I know this is sick and wrong, but it made me laugh...

A masked man walks into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter and shouts, "Open the safe!"

"But this is not a real bank" the woman replies "it's a sperm bank."

"Open the safe or I'll shoot!" the man shouts.

The woman, now terrified, opens the safe.

"Now take one of the bottles and drink it", he says. "But sir, these are sperm samples!" the woman replies.

"Just drink it or I'll shoot!"

The woman opens the bottle and drinks the lot.

"Now take another bottle and drink it"

"But sir, I just drank one"

"Drink another one or I will shoot you"

The woman has no alternative and drinks a second bottle. When she has emptied it the man now takes off his mask and the woman is surprised to see the robber is her husband.

"Now you see, honey", he says, "it isn't so difficult now is it!"



rm_cutechubby8 46F
3428 posts
8/7/2006 6:07 am

You're one sick puppy - but it was funny, lol funny - more please?


ZZ_Todd 59M

8/7/2006 6:47 am

Well, that would certainly get her attention!


rm_shynovaguy 44M

8/7/2006 7:29 am

Thats a good one. Funny


lostmydrinkagain 44F
2272 posts
8/7/2006 11:02 am

    Quoting rm_cutechubby8:
    You're one sick puppy - but it was funny, lol funny - more please?
thanks, I'm working on it...


lostmydrinkagain 44F
2272 posts
8/7/2006 11:03 am

    Quoting ZZ_Todd:
    Well, that would certainly get her attention!
yes...but do you really think he's going to get what he wants now...


lostmydrinkagain 44F
2272 posts
8/7/2006 11:05 am

thank you.


outdoorman94 47M

8/7/2006 3:56 pm

Thats a good one......LOL


lostmydrinkagain 44F
2272 posts
8/7/2006 4:13 pm

I aim to please.


rm_cutechubby8 46F
3428 posts
8/7/2006 8:46 pm

They've just invented a new marital sex aid!

It's called a strobe light!

You plug it in when you're having sex with the misses and it makes her look as though she's moving!!!


lostmydrinkagain 44F
2272 posts
8/7/2006 11:29 pm

    Quoting rm_cutechubby8:
    They've just invented a new marital sex aid!

    It's called a strobe light!

    You plug it in when you're having sex with the misses and it makes her look as though she's moving!!!


Shit thats funny...


Eddie5011 42M

8/7/2006 11:48 pm

V.Funny. Where did you hear that from?


lostmydrinkagain 44F
2272 posts
8/8/2006 3:52 am

    Quoting Eddie5011:
    V.Funny. Where did you hear that from?
my dad


Steel_Legs 59M/F

8/8/2006 5:46 pm

If a gal with big tits can work at Hooters?

Can a gal with one leg work at I-hop?

Steel


lostmydrinkagain 44F
2272 posts
8/8/2006 7:38 pm

    Quoting Steel_Legs:
    If a gal with big tits can work at Hooters?

    Can a gal with one leg work at I-hop?

    Steel
sure nice to see you back.


kyplowboy22 61M

8/9/2006 10:54 am

Goodgodamighty, girl!!! They got SPECIAL places for people like you! lol

kpb

PS: Bet she got the house, kids and both cars out of that settlement. lmao


lostmydrinkagain 44F
2272 posts
8/9/2006 2:03 pm

    Quoting kyplowboy22:
    Goodgodamighty, girl!!! They got SPECIAL places for people like you! lol

    kpb

    PS: Bet she got the house, kids and both cars out of that settlement. lmao
I like special places...I bet he's sitting alone jacking off eating cheetos, wondering if he should have handled things differently.


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