Wost Sex Positions  

looking4fun_604 50F
127 posts
10/9/2005 11:39 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Wost Sex Positions

Mission Impenetrable
Close Encounters of the Herd Kind
The Recalcitrant Altar Boy
David Cop-a-Feel
Tangled up in Pubes
The Al Dente Rigatoni
Not So Fast, Not So Hard, Not So Soon
Two Beached Whales
The Tony Danza
The Filthy Fritz
The Dispenser of Justice
The Salted Slug
Imprisoned in the Chicken Coop
The Shape-Shifting Hell-Beast
Dog-Eat-Dog Style
The Hobo's Dribble
The Instant Messenger
Scourge of the Perineum
The Standing "O"
Hot Buttered Rumsfeld
Siegfried & Boy
The Black Hole of Calcutta
Giraffe Elbows, Hippo Knees
The Five Finger Discount
The Heineken Half-Mast Heartbreak
Chock Full 'O Nuts
John Tesh's Hollywood Minute
The Angry Samoan
The Ultimate Lobster Experience
Rooty Tooty Fresh & Booty
The Prison Pretzel
Vic Tayback's Delight
The Schenectady Scab Pick
The Steak & Leg Special
The Scoutmaster Maneuver
The Apple Dumpling Bang
The Ned Beatty Riverside Rendezvous
The Carolina Pillow Biter
Fire in the Hole
Charlie & the Chocolate Factory
The Wandering Jew
The Detroit Piston
The Rear Admiral
The 6 Months to Live
The Conscientious Objector
The Shari Lewis & Lambchop
Third Rock from the Buns
The Hot Mikado
The Jealous Porcupine


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
10/10/2005 12:06 am

I've only got the earlier edition of the Kama Sutra. Already had pulled muscle, cricked neck, slipped disc, bruising and one journey to Accident and Emergency trying that out! I don't think I'm going to be up to all this new stuff. Am I just getting old-fashioned? *smiles* warm xx


methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
10/10/2005 6:13 am

LMBAO!!


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