Vibrator  

looking4fun_604 50F
127 posts
11/16/2005 6:03 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Vibrator

A couple had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: I'll explain the toy . . ..... you explain the kids."


dasher121 36M

11/21/2005 9:04 am

hahaha once again, great jokes here!


easy_8 56M

11/27/2005 10:04 am


ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
11/27/2005 10:08 am

that's good! snatch


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