The Worlds Most Expensive Vibrator  

looking4fun_604 50F
127 posts
10/9/2005 12:28 pm

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The Worlds Most Expensive Vibrator

Continuing to take the personal pleasure industry to the next level, *insert name of site here* introduced the world’s most expensive vibrator, the *blank* Golden Vibrator, to the U.S. Internet market. Combining functionality and femininity, this item is 18 karat gold-plated, weighs approximately five ounces, and is three inches long.

Developed in Sweden, the *blank* Company thoughtfully engineered this stimulating product. Its bent-egg shape is designed to be compatible with a woman’s anatomy. The Golden Vibrator is splash proof and can be locked to prevent it from being inadvertently turned on in your luggage. It is rechargeable and extremely quiet.

This item is packaged in a custom-made wooden box and includes a charger, a satin carrying pouch, and an instructional booklet detailing the best ways for a woman to use it. The Golden Vibrator is cleverly constructed, pleasing, and chic. At the price of $1500.00, this premium sex toy will seduce and satisfy buyers.

“Imagine how customers will feel when being touched by 18 karat gold,” said President of *insert name of site here* Tom Nardone. “I don’t know if any one material is sexier than others but if I had to pick one it would certainly be gold.”

*Insert name of site here* customers often select premium products like the rabbit habit and silicone toys. Internet buyers of sex toys tend to purchase higher quality items than those who shop in a store. Customers enjoy the privacy of an online experience that excludes the hassles encountered when shopping in public.

“I expect we will be selling quite a few of these to well-known individuals. Fortunately for them, our privacy policy is unparalleled so their purchase will be completely confidential,” Nardone explained.


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
10/10/2005 12:16 am

It's nice to know there's a quality end to the market. It could make a wonderful gift for a loved one. How delightfully extravagant! warm xx


CantonOhCouple 60M/60F
553 posts
10/18/2005 8:44 pm

Can't wait to see this on E-bay.


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