Stumped by the Jigsaw Puzzle  

looking4fun_604 50F
127 posts
11/16/2005 4:35 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Stumped by the Jigsaw Puzzle

One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it."
Her friend asks "What is it a puzzle of?"

The blonde says "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

The blonde's friend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box. He then turns to her and says: "First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger."

"Second, I'd advise you to relax and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

RockPebble 69M
2485 posts
11/19/2005 10:41 am

Two blondes were sitting on a park bench staring at the full moon. The first blonde says "Which do you think is closer, the moon or Miami"? The second blonde says "Duh, you can't see Miami from here, can you"?

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