Man Of The House  

looking4fun_604 50F
127 posts
11/5/2005 10:21 pm

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Man Of The House

The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The fucking funeral director would be my guess?!"

dasher121 36M

11/10/2005 6:14 am

hahahaha, I thought for a sec that the guy was serious!! I thought,
"Oh are you creating a world of hurt for yourself buddy!"

RockPebble 69M
2485 posts
11/18/2005 7:22 am

I am the man of the house and I have my wife's permission to say so. I like your sense of humor.

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