How to Tell Where a Driver is From.....  

looking4fun_604 50F
127 posts
10/5/2005 6:10 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

How to Tell Where a Driver is From.....


One hand on wheel,
one hand on horn:
CHICAGO.

One hand on wheel,
middle finger out window:
NEW YORK.

One hand on wheel,
middle finger out window,
cutting across all lanes of traffic:
NEW JERSEY.

One hand on wheel,
one hand on newspaper,
foot solidly on accelerator:
BOSTON.

One hand on wheel,
one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone,
brick on accelerator,
gun in lap:
LOS ANGELES.

Both hands on wheel,
eyes shut,
both feet on brake,
quivering in terror:
From MONTANA, but driving in CALIFORNIA.

Both hands in air,
gesturing,
both feet on accelerator,
head turned to talk to
someone in back seat:
ITALY.

One hand on 12oz double shot latte,
one knee on wheel,
cradling cell phone,
foot on brake,
mind on radio game,
banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE.

One hand on wheel,
one hand on hunting rifle,
alternating between both feet being on the accelerator,
and both feet on brake,
throwing McDonald's bag out the window:
TEXAS.

Four-wheel drive pick-up truck,
shotgun mounted in rear window,
beer cans on floor,
Prairie Dog tails attached to antenna:
WYOMING.

Two hands gripping wheel,
blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on! the Interstate,
in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA.

One hand on the wheel,
the other on his sister:
ARKANSAS

methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
10/6/2005 10:33 am

lol


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