From "SEX IS FOR FAGS" Website....  

looking4fun_604 50F
127 posts
10/9/2005 11:07 am

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From "SEX IS FOR FAGS" Website....

The peer pressure is on!

I, [MY NAME], hereby pledge:

1. To stay massively cool by not having sex. Because only major losers have sex ‒ which everyone knows is only for fags.

2. To never let any slutty girls peer pressure me into touching their vaginas ‒ because vaginas are totally gay.

3. To ignore my raging hormones and burning drive to fondle, suckle, and thrust furiously into a hot gooey pit of creamy-soft fleshy ecstasy.

4. To keep my groinal giblets inside my GAP khakis, and to punch those sweaty bits into submission whenever they percolate with desire.

5. To never spill my sacred "dude milk" ‒ unless it is inside of some hot babe who already married me and took my last name.

I understand that abstaining from sex protects me from:

The regret and guilt caused by the disgusting, squishy act of stupid sex, which is basically like going to the toilet from the front side.

Making retard babies out of wedlock, then having to blow my whole allowance on diapers and a stroller instead of XBox games and Snickers.

Catching a brain-rotting STD like "Finger Herpes" from "feeling up" any nasty dirty girlie holes.

warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
10/9/2005 11:47 pm

Thanks for making me smile. Is this a real website or a wonderful ironic imagination? Do tell.

warm xx

looking4fun_604 50F
67 posts
10/10/2005 4:26 pm

~~warm~~ it's a real site!! I could't believe my OWN eyes when I saw it either. The internet is a WILD place, huh??

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