How do I get rid of the talking heads?!  

longleggedkitty 44F
58 posts
7/29/2006 9:50 am

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10/10/2006 9:43 am

How do I get rid of the talking heads?!

Have you seen the movie "Kung Paw, enter the fist?" For those who haven't; is a dumb but pretty funny spoof of martial arts' movies. The main character is refereed to as "the chosen one" because he has a talking tong. No, I know we all have one, but this guy's has also a face: two big eyes and a mouth of it's own, with a Mr.Hanky-like voice.

My point: Aside from the already-many-times discussed objections to guys 'banana shots' , I have the following problem: If a guy has in his profile a cock shot but not a face shot, I can't avoid imagining his cock doing the talking, with that funky high-pitched voice. I even picture the cute little face in the head of the thing. If you think is difficult to take a profile seriously when the only picture is a cock shot you have no idea how much worse it is when the text is read by a smiling penis w/a very nasal, tweetty voice!

How do I make this go away? Is driving me nutz!


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
7/29/2006 10:07 am


Dayum that's funny...and thanks a lot, that's all I need is penises (or is it peni??) talking to me in my head...I'm weird enough as it is!!


7/30/2006 5:11 am

HAHAHAHAHA..Talking Penises, Thanks for sharing, next time Im looking at a womans profile and all they have is a big gapping woowoo for a pik, I'll look at it as if it's doing the talking


rm_Modman9299 53M
1 post
7/30/2006 6:41 am

Mine is very, can't breathe

legladvoc8 43M
14 posts
10/3/2006 4:10 pm

I'm a HUGE Talking Heads fan (David Byrne, Tina Wehmouth, Cris Frantz and Jerry Harrison), not the kind you are talking about. lol
Why do I have a couple of naked pics of me on profile? Well, depending on the type of contact I want to make, showing that I am over 8 inches and very thick is something many women care to see (some guys talk the talk but testimonials and photos are usually best evidence). I never send any cock shots in email because I think its bad form, unless its requested in the woman's profile.
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legladvoc8 43M
14 posts
10/3/2006 4:14 pm

What I especially love is when women say

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