When did Wednesday become Monday?  

longergirthy4u 52M
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12/28/2005 11:26 pm

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When did Wednesday become Monday?

It's Wednesday December 28th. My alarm failed to materialize, even though it was set.wtf? My coffee pot hadn't started as it was supposed to,forgot to push the auto button.Duhhhh! Instead of getting up at 4:30 to get coffee and slowly come into the morning, it's 7:15 and no coffee and almost time to blast off for the jobsite. I jump into the shower which I didn't realize was set on cold by dear mom(who was down visiting Monday and Tuesday) when she showered/bathed and turned the faucet off,inadvertantly(i hope it was) setting the handle to as cold as it would go! Talk about a rude awakening followed immediately by turtling of a certain protrusion on my body as well as certain points hardening up!!!!!BRRRRRRRRR!! That's fooking cold!!! Adjust the water while running away from the 2 ice streams ,til ahhhhhhhh,hot!! I quickly shower,jump out, and no towel!! WTF? Dear mom decided to do the towels while she was here! So tracking water across the bathroom floor I step into the hall to get a towel,None! WTF are the clean towels that were in here? She(mom) decided to wash the clean ones also , since they hadn't been properly rotated since her last visit,I guess. So up the hall through the living area, hit the tile n slip, nearly busting my ass,slide into the dining room, collide with the chair ,someone left sitting away from the dining table!WTF? Then I bounce off the barstool left sitting out at theIbar! I haven't sat at the dining table nor the breakfast table nor the bar in months!! Wonder who left the chair out? MOM! So I replace the shin destroying chair back under the table, proceed across the dining room towards the laundry room, replacing chairs and stools as I go. I get to the laundry room open the door ,and there are the tomels! In the washing machine! WET!! CHITTTTT! I turn around go back through the house to the master bathroom which is attached to my bedroom, which I only use at night for immediate drainage of tiny. I proceed to the linen closet and ,YES TOWELS!!!!! I feel a lot better now! Already dry ,but I got a towel! So I finish :brush teeth,hair,deodorize,ho juice,etc..I go out to my room and start getting dressed. Now where is my long sleeved Billabong shirt at? Hmmmmm, it was in the laundry basket with the clean shirts I took out yesterday,which was right here! Its gone! WTF???? MOM!!!! Back my half dressed ass goes to the laundry room. There's my clean laundry, in a pile on the floor of the laundry room under the other load of towels she didn't wash!! Wrinkled now. CHITTTT! MOM again...grrrrrrrr...Back to my closet and another shirt. Dressed finally, now COFFEE!!! I go to the kitchen,get a cup down,add sugar pour the coffee ,add the creamer,stir,YUCKKKK, coffee grounds!!! Alright coffee pot off,grab keys,phones,wallet,money, and out the door. Ow bright light!! I turn around, unlock the front door,go in ,find sunglasses,lock door, turn around,FLAT TIRE!!!!WTF? I then unlock the cruiser,get compressor out,hook it up, air tire up,checking fluids underhood as tire inflates. Oil is 2 quarts low,no problem. Coolant is full, power steering is low! Problem,no power steering fluid at house. I'll stop on way to jobsite and pick some up, I think to muhself.No problem..I finish airing up the low tire,replace compressor ,get in , start truck,back out,WTF? hit garbage dumpster that the garbage truck driver set back down in my drivewayinstead of 6' away where he picked it up at! WTF! Look at dent in tailgate n shake muh head side to side...After putting dumpster in yard ,I get back in truck and head off to the jobsite still shaking muh head from side to side .. I arrive at work 20 minutes late,and the boys are standing around looking at each other ,and then at me like they had no clue at all what to do. I ask my leadman,why are you standing around,you are not rolled out , no wood is being cut,no nailguns being operated,sooo WTF? He looks around at the guys then back at me and says "we haven't any materials Bill,we used them up yesterday and the order never arrived yesterday afternoon."WTF? I am on the phone calling the material supply company and asking them,"where are my materials I ordered 2 days ago?" They respond with "Bill we must have misplaced your order sheet." WTF? I then re-ordered the materials,and told them to deliver A.S.A.P.! We can't was the response.WTF? Why not I asked? There are several orders ahead of you. WTF? Listen I ordered those materials 2 full days ago! Sorry but we have to put the order in the puter , then it gets filled and delivered in order of puters receipt. WTF? Arguing,cajoling,even please did little good with ____ the guy I have been dealing strictly with for over 2 years daily. WTF? Up the ladder to the president of the local supply company. He finally gets the ball rolling and the materials are on the way this afternoon sometime. Cool. I get off the phone get out of the truck,and WTF, everybody has disappeared! WTF are they? So off I go looking for my children. There they are,by the water watching the mullet jump! WTF are you ladies doing? The mullet are jumping good this morning,was the leadmans answer..WTF? So I try not to raise my voice as I tell them to pick up every little piece of wood on the site and put it in the dumpster, and find something to work on til the materials arrive. There was plenty to do. Other projects to be accomplished. The 1st response was it's almost break time though! WTF? You've been on break for 2.5 hours already! Its almost time for you to go find another job was in my head though... So they went to work til lunch time. Around 2:30 I call to check on the progress of the materials and,tomorrow morning was the response. WTF? "Everybody roll up and go home or to the bar, but just leave !!!!Be back bright and early in the morning,bright eyed and bushy tailed!" I gotta take tomorrow off to take my wife to the doctor,was the 1st words out of dummy #3 all day. WTF? You had all day to tell me, why now? I just remembered was the response...Fine get here as soon as possible then was my response..wtf,shaking my head from side to side again...I load up and head out to Hooters to meet my brother for a few minutes as he was in town for a couple of days for a tournament. I get there wait 10 minutes for waitress to come take my drink order,then she doesn't return with it for another 10.WTF.... I talked to brudder awhile. We go to leave and someone has parked behind me!WTf...I go find the owner to and get him to move so I can leave to go look at new refrigerators at Lowes with my brother. As we come out of Lowes there is a buggy against the drivers door and a scratch on my truck! WTF???!!!! Time for my ass to go to the house, still shaking my head. Made it home without incident! Time to re-do the laundry!! I hope everyone elses WEDMonday was better!! BC


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