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Got this in my mail this morning here....
"wot a profile lol,nothing like gettin straight to the point,but as were gettin straight to the point BORED AND MARRIED sounds very very familier,only boots on other foot with me lol,and as for corrie or eastenders dont watch them lol,only kiddin,im a lorry driver and up your way three tims a week so if your interested get in touch(p.s luv the soapy tits"
Ho Hum !!!!!!! Here we go again......Apart from the obvious grammatical inconsistencies thats an typical email I am getting lately. Am i giving out the wrong signs or do truck drivers read them wrong? Also quite apparent that they spend far too much time on their CB radio and that attitude carries over onto this,,,Luv The Soapy Tits !!! By god, you took my breath away with those sweet words, I nearly fainted and sent him my home phone number and begged him to come meet me at least 2 of the 3 times he is up here each week. I would ask him what his CB handle is and probably get a response like "Big Dick" or "pussy splitter"....In reality I reckon the guys on the CB would know him better as any one of the following.....
En Gee Ell ( Never gets laid )
Tosses in laybys ( no hold on,,,thats his native american indian name ! )
Billy No balls
Ronco Buttoneer!!!!!!! thats IT !!!!!
My definition of a `Ronco Buttoneer` is,,,Something useless that was created in the 70`s, we all have one somewhere but have NO use for it.Should be left in the storge cupboard and only be brought out for amusement occassionally as when attempting to use it always gets knotted and flustered and you end up doing it by hand at the finish!!!!!!!!!
Then again might get my ex`s old rig out, set it up and shout " ONE NINE for Loser ",,,he is BOUND to be the first to respond !!!!!!!!!
More later. have to work today,,,Urghhhhh!!!!!!
4/17/2005 5:13 pm
NOT ONE COMMENT !!.... NOTHING !! THEY'RE ALL THINKING...FCUK THAT FOR A GAME OF SOLDIERS !!, ONE WRONG WORD AND YOUR HUNG OUT TO DRY LIKE MARIANNE'S THERMAL PANTS !!, PS, SHE'S STILL WEARING THEM, COS SHE ABIDE'S BY THE OLD RULE, "DONT CAST A CLOUT TILL MAY IS OUT" !!|
4/18/2005 9:20 am
Nooooo,,,the recipients a scaredy cat.lol. thermal knickers vest and bra here by the way, all clean and paid for!lol.|
10/17/2005 10:58 am
Ronco Buttoneer !|
There's a curiosity or quirk of fate, I was actually asked about the Ronco Buttoneer just a week ago.
I really should get out more.