Captian's blog 2006  

lonelynaughtyhub 47M
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4/5/2006 2:46 pm

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Captian's blog 2006


Captian Dickhead writes in his log about his recent exploration of the female anatomy. Having sex in space could be tricky aspecially if you have lost your penis in a farm accident.
Spock was giving oral gratification to a Pussite from the 85th quadrant when his head was sucked into the giant puss hole. Quick thinking and those pointy ears save him from a disastrous sexual experience. Using his head he killed the Pussite by ram his head into the giant hole. His ears pierced the sides of the pussy, deflating it. Another close call.
I was in the bathroom thinking when Scotty called me. "Captian, I need more length!"
"Damn it Scotty, If I told once, I have told a thousand times to quit fucking the vacuum!"
"Captian, I am giving it all I can, sir!"
"Scotty, I'm in the middle of another Captian's Log, so please give some time!"
"Oh...I....I captian DICKHEAD!"
I returned back to my log and super flushed out into space. As I watched it float around the spaceship and splatted on our windshield, I thought to myself how small we really are.
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Doc pissed me off last night and I had to fuck him up. He wouldn't tell what that itchy fucking rash was under my sack. It was red, and blistering, hurt like a son of bitch. I beamed up an alien cross dresser from the 91 quadrant. She/he seduced him and rimmed his ass for hours last night. I saw him down in Gallery. He had the same blisters all over his body. I laughed out loud gave him the finger.
Well that's all for now...

lonelynaughtyhub 47M

4/5/2006 2:53 pm

Laugh hard and mighty, Life is too short. Don't be hard on people just hard on the pussy. You are what you eat, you big pussy!


lonelynaughtyhub 47M

4/5/2006 2:54 pm

Don't worry be happy, don't call her back.


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