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Man, I hate family.
Okay, maybe not. Admittedly, we might not be the closest family, but we're still relatively together. Nowadays, that's pretty damn rare, so I'm pretty lucky in that regard.
It's just that...
"So, are you bringing anyone over with you for dinner?"
I get some variant of this every time we do anything as a group! "Are you going to bring anyone with you?" "Headed up by yourself, or you taking someone?"
Dear God, woman, let me be!
Look, I'm alone. I've always been alone. I always will be alone. I have accepted this, so why the hell can't you?
And the bitch of it is, I can't argue like this with her. All the martial arts training in the world won't save me from a mother's hand upside the head.