WHY DICE IS COOLER THAN U!!!!!!  

loadeddice05 44M
3565 posts
7/23/2006 7:43 am

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7/30/2006 11:27 am

WHY DICE IS COOLER THAN U!!!!!!

I have been thinking!!!! My party days are over!!! My threesome and satisfying a room full of wanton ladies may be done???? But would this make me more incredibly, magikally, way more stellar than the rest of U?????????

In a word YES!!!! Of course!!! I have the tat's!!!! Naked women and skulls and bats and names and run on sentances??????

I have the ability to flex the mighty old man guns, to at least impress a half blind old lady???

I have the trusty 3rd leg??? It's xtra long lately!!!

I have cool "The Cure" hair!!!! Oh! The cost of hair glue?????

Wear boxer's and will never set foot in butt huggers?????

Am well schooled in horror movies!!! Cept for the dumbass bad one's!!!!! Like Cabin Fever!!!!!

Dice is a gemini!!! And as we all know these people rule!!!!

I can verbally spank anybody!!! Anytime!!!!(mav knows)

I have recently reupped my workouts!!! So my glute's are Spectacular!!!! And when skinny look like Anthony Kedis??? So I'm told!!!

I rule a gaggle of killer, kick ass unicorn's!!! Who kick ass on ya'll!!!

So now you all see???? Dice is the coolest!!!

(bow now)


meerkittykat 42F

7/23/2006 11:02 am

Whatever....you're sunburnt and look like a stick of beef jerky. You said it yesterday.

That alone makes me cooler than you.

Unicorns are for pussies. LOL!!!!


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
105F

7/23/2006 4:01 pm

Your suffering from delayed sun stroke...Stay out of the sun and take a nap old man...Hey I love unicorns but than I can I have a pussy...Ready

Ready


SmallTightKitty2 105F

7/25/2006 4:49 am

Unicorns for a man & sunburnt like a fry is cool??? Dicey baby...... You know your moma here is way cooler so now you can bow....LOL!!!


rm_shannee2006 52F
3355 posts
7/26/2006 1:29 pm

LMAO...Meer you'r just too funny! LOL!

Yup...this juiciness is from me....

S


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