THIS AIN'T NO BLUES JAM!!!  

loadeddice05 44M
3565 posts
5/10/2006 6:35 am

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5/11/2006 9:37 pm

THIS AIN'T NO BLUES JAM!!!

Listening to Rollins band, so it could be said I am in a mildly aggressive mood. HMMMN!! Aggressively sexual! SO WHO WANTS TO BE TIED DOWN?? No, silly not married!! Anyways!!

Nothing really goin on in my life(that's new) other than my new found love for yardwork?? What gives? It started out simply cause I was clearing the weeds so my son could play without getting lost in my JUMANJI backyard! But it's become an obsession. I wanna plant stuff?? Son of a bitch!! Is this how you know your getting old? I'll be a year older next month!! Arghhhhh!!!

But really, I'm trying to find things to plant!! What gives?? A trip to Home Depot used to be for two things women and power tools!! URGHHHHH!! (beats his chest) The hottest, I need help women are at The Home Depot, guys did you know this?? But now I'm looking at all the yard improvement crap!! This has to stop!!! I always hated yard work. Green thumb??? Nah!! I don't think so!!

Think about this!! I'm listening to Rollins and am all pumped up and talking about gardening?? HOT FLASHES??? Maybe I've got menopause or something??

You know I haven't had a period in a while!!!!!LOL


n0tatalker 39M

5/10/2006 5:25 pm

Yes it is a sign of getting old... but d0n't worry the apocolypse is c0ming! Yeah why are there so many h0tties at Ho depot? Maybe its the orange... I've g0t a thing f0r o0mpaloompas... yeah, like im the only one!
hey! do y0u think maybe y0u're pregnant?


rm_gata11459 57F
10597 posts
5/10/2006 6:46 pm

sending you some petunias.. with all my love lmao.. mmm wonders if he is pregnant.. surely not.. xoxo k

Peace xxx K


loadeddice05 44M

5/10/2006 6:46 pm

Ok. Willy Wonka!!! I would have to agree with tha' getting old thing!!! But our president will save us from the four horsemen!! Won't he??? HMNN!! Pregnant?? Who knows?? Getting FAT!! Must be my old ass!!! How's it waking up with morning wood?? I forget!! LOL!!!

Take that wood to Home depot and cash it in with a Hot little oompaloompa!! They have three vaginas!!


rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
5/10/2006 8:16 pm

Hey now, that's MY Mayor Wonka!

Ahh Spring, when a young mans fancy turns to thoughts of love. In Other Words: most women appriciate a man that grows flowers. And now you've discovered our secret hiding place - Home Despot.
See you there.



Odds


loadeddice05 44M

5/10/2006 9:31 pm

    Quoting rm_AnOddGirl:
    Hey now, that's MY Mayor Wonka!

    Ahh Spring, when a young mans fancy turns to thoughts of love. In Other Words: most women appriciate a man that grows flowers. And now you've discovered our secret hiding place - Home Despot.
    See you there.



    Odds
I'll be playing with my hammer!!! It's heavy and hard!!


rm_shannee2006 52F
3355 posts
5/11/2006 6:54 am

Hey everyone outside is fucking right now...from the birds to the bees and everyone in between. Who wouldn't want to be out in that?!

Besides...women like pleasant surroundings...might get her to lay you out in that nice new back yard you are creating...and kids love that shit too, so you even score points with your son.

Sounds to me like you're just getting smarter with age. LOL!!

Yup...this juiciness is from me....

S


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