SIPPING COFFE!!!! thinking about love......  

loadeddice05 44M
3565 posts
6/11/2006 8:38 am

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6/12/2006 6:33 am

SIPPING COFFE!!!! thinking about love......

There's nothing so calming as the first cup of coffee. I live by the beach. Not across the way but a hop skip and jump to it. I could be there in 5 minutes....... As I sit and enjoy my morning JOE my thoughts bounce. Actually a pretty normal thing. Coffee is a stimulant. Where do my thoughts take me? Now thats a Good question.

I was thinking about the big difference between men and women. Men seem to be a rowdy lot these days! Always looking for sex. I pity these guys. When they finally settle down maybe around 50. Where will they be? Alone. I hope they can curb these impulses and just find a good woman. There out there. And how would you go about finding one?

I'm thinking church. Yes. That would be the place to start. But is this enough? No, I think you would have to realize sex and love are totally separate feelings. And to be trully happy and satiated these two should meet in glorious unison. I recommend a tantric love class. Plus a feminine studies class. Guys we need to understand women. In order to really appreciate them. God has made them special and just the simple fact that they can carry babies should speak loudly as to their divinity.

Love starts in our own heart and with a clear head and open heart you will trully find happiness.

God Bless! the loaded (nice) one...


clitalicious67 49F

6/11/2006 9:17 am

THUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
6/11/2006 9:51 am

Wow that is nice!


loadeddice05 44M

6/11/2006 10:15 am

    Quoting clitalicious67:
    THUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh!! My did you faint? Wait while I pick you up and hold you gently caressing your brow!!!


loadeddice05 44M

6/11/2006 10:16 am

Isn't it? And I feel so much better now!!! Much love saintly one...


rm_gata11459 57F
10597 posts
6/11/2006 12:45 pm

WTF? wat happened here? were you eaten by a unicorn? you must have gotten good sex last nite from the gf? are you cheating on me again? xoxo k

Peace xxx K


swooness 34F

6/11/2006 12:55 pm

yeah...ummmmmm???? where is the REAL loadeddice? its like this dice has become inflated and totally wimpy, but i guess in a good, sensitive way....er....**crickets chirping**...yeah...

what i am trying to say is that if a girl wants to find a sensitive guy, that what a gay guy friend is for


ButteryDelight 58F

6/11/2006 1:50 pm

So, you can think serious thoughts. I am amazed..*runs before he can pull my hair or tweak my nose.


maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
6/11/2006 2:21 pm

Ok, which government agency do I need to contact to get the real 'Dice' back? Or was he kidnapped by aliens?

Maybe I can break the spell. I need everyone to help!! Ok, I will give this a try......

PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS! happyf; REACH DOWN AN FEEL THE PAIR GOD GAVE YOU!! happym; DON'T MAKE ME GET NOTA TO BITCH SLAP YOU!!!

MAV, Dammit!!!


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
6/11/2006 2:21 pm

*grabs the mug* What's in that coffe??

Whatever it is I'm sure it's illegal...


The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


n0tatalker 39M

6/11/2006 5:58 pm

the scary thing is... at the m0ment y0u wrote it... y0u meant it! i hate the sensitive person in me way less then the one in y0u though... this guy is a flamin' fag! no m0re fireslide! y0u hear me no m0re fireslide!


rm_shannee2006 52F
3355 posts
6/11/2006 8:03 pm

Oooohhh. Dice is earning some shit over gettin real for a moment. Folks it's probably not gonna last a real long time, so let him alone. He'll be back tomorrow.

Yup...this juiciness is from me....

S


loadeddice05 44M

6/12/2006 6:21 am

    Quoting rm_heavenly_:
    this is nice.....very thought provoking...and just for future reference.... I like tea....not coffee
I sip cammomile while I think of new and inventive ways to mount our mutual friend gata!!!!


loadeddice05 44M

6/12/2006 6:23 am

    Quoting longhairednikki:
    Who are you and wtf did you do with the real Dice??
Dice has so many personalities??? That was nice Dice!! He was recently caught up to and sodomized by nOtatalker???? OUCH!!!!!!


loadeddice05 44M

6/12/2006 6:25 am

    Quoting rm_gata11459:
    WTF? wat happened here? were you eaten by a unicorn? you must have gotten good sex last nite from the gf? are you cheating on me again? xoxo k
I cheat on everyone!! The trick is to fuck me soooo well I give you an extra month before I start!!!! No the g.f. has sat untouched for at least over a week!!!!


loadeddice05 44M

6/12/2006 6:27 am

    Quoting swooness:
    yeah...ummmmmm???? where is the REAL loadeddice? its like this dice has become inflated and totally wimpy, but i guess in a good, sensitive way....er....**crickets chirping**...yeah...

    what i am trying to say is that if a girl wants to find a sensitive guy, that what a gay guy friend is for
I was reading a very smart mans blog and he kinda homosexualized me??? I blame that fag!! nOtat!!!! I was also wearing soccer shorts and those cut off circulation to my man parts!!!! Nice tits!!!! By the way!!!.......see it's the real me!!!!


loadeddice05 44M

6/12/2006 6:28 am

    Quoting ButteryDelight:
    So, you can think serious thoughts. I am amazed..*runs before he can pull my hair or tweak my nose.
If you run from me I'll catch you and the end result won't be pretty??? Maybe sweaty!!!LOL!!!


loadeddice05 44M

6/12/2006 6:30 am

    Quoting maverick1255:
    Ok, which government agency do I need to contact to get the real 'Dice' back? Or was he kidnapped by aliens?

    Maybe I can break the spell. I need everyone to help!! Ok, I will give this a try......

    PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS! happyf; REACH DOWN AN FEEL THE PAIR GOD GAVE YOU!! happym; DON'T MAKE ME GET NOTA TO BITCH SLAP YOU!!!

    MAV, Dammit!!!
nOtat!! Went down on me fecently and now!! My balls are numb?? Good thing bout our friend is he's a swallower!!

King George had me institutionalized!!!! bastard!!!


loadeddice05 44M

6/12/2006 6:31 am

    Quoting PrincessKarma:
    *grabs the mug* What's in that coffe??

    Whatever it is I'm sure it's illegal...
Spanish fly cum here I'll prove it!!! LOL!!!!


loadeddice05 44M

6/12/2006 6:33 am

    Quoting n0tatalker:
    the scary thing is... at the m0ment y0u wrote it... y0u meant it! i hate the sensitive person in me way less then the one in y0u though... this guy is a flamin' fag! no m0re fireslide! y0u hear me no m0re fireslide!
I just needed a hug!! And what kinda friend were you not to understand this????? You turned my gay side on with a flash of the fireslide!!! Now!! I'm a lot more open to anal!!!
Is that gay??


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