RESTING MY PENIS BETWEEN THE WARM BUTTOCKS OF LIFE????  

loadeddice05 44M
3565 posts
7/19/2006 7:05 am

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7/21/2006 8:05 pm

RESTING MY PENIS BETWEEN THE WARM BUTTOCKS OF LIFE????

OK!!! First off ther's no gay sex stories here!! So Mav. better sign off now!! And for the rest of you lovely, sexually represssed or fullfilled(lucky ducks) bastards!! I say good morning!!

Anyways!! Like I said before I find it so tiring lately?? Do I have cancer?? A tumor?? Is it my shrinking fat ass?? No!! Just working like crazy!! You know?? Christmas will be here before you know it.....and if you have children????? There will be like five new versions of the nintendo game boy in the coming months and your child will want one of each!!!!!

As an indulging parent!!! I believe your kids should get at least one huge gift for christmas???? And for my growing up little girl this year it will probably be a quad or some silly desert related toy????? Oh my hillbilly child?????? Well! Sorry people for being a little Mav. lately??? I will be back to obnoxious normality soon!!!

Please wait for me!!!

Lube your delicious love canals cause Dice wants to park his "hovercraft full of eels" in your lovely wet spots????Or whatever that means???? HMNNN!

MY NIPPLES EXPLODE WITH DELIGHT!!! Do you want to go back to my place bouncy, bouncy????(who knows what this is from??) HMNNN??? Let's see how cool you are?????


rm_shannee2006 52F
3355 posts
7/19/2006 10:41 am

Hovercraft full of eels? LOL!

Yup...this juiciness is from me....

S


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
105F

7/19/2006 2:24 pm

Dude get back on your Meds...Ready

Ready


rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
7/19/2006 2:49 pm

Hmmm. Movie - Big?
You have more than ONE Eel??? Dayum!!!!!


loadeddice05 44M

7/19/2006 7:21 pm

    Quoting rm_AnOddGirl:
    Hmmm. Movie - Big?
    You have more than ONE Eel??? Dayum!!!!!


Yes!! My love it's BIG!! And fruit flavored!! I'm told by READY!!! It taste's like snozzberries??? But she's a lying, wonderful, shit!!! LOL!!

No It's Monty Python!! My one true blog love!!!!!


loadeddice05 44M

7/19/2006 7:22 pm

And so now I'm funny??? LOL!! Shitass!!! I still love ya'!!!!


loadeddice05 44M

7/19/2006 7:24 pm

You mean MY VIAGRA??? I thought you were still sore from the last time???? HMNNN!! I love women who'll tough it out!!!!

And Dice drinks down tha' little blue pill......and removes his pants........ready???????


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
7/19/2006 11:18 pm

I agree, I think children should get one big gift at Christmas. Thats how my parents always did for us. So I try to do that for my child as well, its nice to be able to get your child something that they want badly but think they won't get.

My child has a quad and is wanting a motorcycle *sigh* I'll get one, at least a dirt bike, when the quad is rode more.


loadeddice05 44M

7/20/2006 6:52 am

    Quoting pretty_blue_eyes:
    I agree, I think children should get one big gift at Christmas. Thats how my parents always did for us. So I try to do that for my child as well, its nice to be able to get your child something that they want badly but think they won't get.

    My child has a quad and is wanting a motorcycle *sigh* I'll get one, at least a dirt bike, when the quad is rode more.
Yes!! My little Nascar daughter??? Rasied with her mom and hillbilly boyfriend!! A weekend father for over ten years and could never steer her towards easels and paint brushes????


rm_shannee2006 52F
3355 posts
7/21/2006 8:37 am

Shit ass?! Shitass?! Well you're a fucking frog you goofball fake prince charming. LOL!

Yup...this juiciness is from me....

S


loadeddice05 44M

7/21/2006 8:05 pm

    Quoting rm_shannee2006:
    Shit ass?! Shitass?! Well you're a fucking frog you goofball fake prince charming. LOL!
I'm a horny toad!!! Dayum it!!!!


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