PRO'S AND CON'S OF BEING BORN WITH A PENIS!!!  

loadeddice05 44M
3565 posts
4/9/2006 8:35 am

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4/11/2006 11:20 pm

PRO'S AND CON'S OF BEING BORN WITH A PENIS!!!


Advantages????

You can fuck anything, then blame it on your dick!

You see all women as potential sleep aids!

You can pee anywhere! (always comes in handy)

You don't need foreplay to cum??

Your heart and soul don't need constant stimulation just your balls!!!

Waking up with a strange woman is more funny than scarey!

You never gain weight! Only thicken with age!!

You don't feel bad fucking someone 20 years younger than yourself!!

Consider being called a slut a compliment???

Will not feel bad if last nights date doesn't ever call back??(as long as you slept with her??)

Don't care if your jeans make you look fat?

Disadvantages???

Your penis is the boss!! And are just along for the ride!!!

???????????? Lack the capasity to trully feel guilt?? Is this bad??

O.k. I'm a pig but.... I only see advantages???

rm_gata11459 57F
10597 posts
4/9/2006 3:44 pm

you did write this didnt you .. lol gata

Peace xxx K


angelgrrl 48F

4/9/2006 5:58 pm

Two words -- multiple orgasms! yep, I'm happy with being female


loadeddice05 44M

4/9/2006 7:25 pm

    Quoting angelgrrl:
    Two words -- multiple orgasms! yep, I'm happy with being female
One's enough for me!!! LOL!!


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