INJECTING SEX BACK IN MY BLOG!!!!! what you didn  

loadeddice05 44M
3565 posts
6/3/2006 7:02 am

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6/3/2006 1:03 pm

INJECTING SEX BACK IN MY BLOG!!!!! what you didn

Here's a wonderful sex story from the annuls of a perverted mind who likes to "get fucked up an do fucked up shit"!!!

If you know me you'll know Dice doesn't drink!! Not because he's afraid of becoming a deviant like nOtat. But cause he feels his chances with the opposite sex are much improved sober!! However in my younger days the Jizzboy did throw down many pints of Guiness and several shots of Jack Daniels!!! What were the results???? LOL!!!!! Ever wake up with a chick who looks like Marilyn Manson????? Like stepping in shit, that one!!! Oh yeah!! That makes you my girlfriend????

Now!! Before you get mad at me for being a "man" let's explore the whole story??? shall we????? Oh!! Let's!!!

Her name was Carla. And the date was setup by my friend. Who assured me of "getting some" (sorry ladies men do things like this!)Well I did!! But, that is not the main part of this story!! Be patient!!! What??? Ok. shit! I'll get to how Dice ass fucked this girl into falling in love!!!!! LOL!!!!

Me and my friend were partying and getting our drink on. Carla and I were sitting next to each other on the couch(her house, so it was her couch) and I had no real interest in her but alcohol has a numbing effect!!! Anyways!!! Ended up in her bedroom!!!! Have to say NICE body! But that face???? Thank god for Guiness!!! We work our way outta our clothes and lay on the bed. Her hands were all over me! Really aggressive girl and she gives me this crazy, noisy blowjob! I'm about two seconds away from coating her throat with unicorn magic!! So we change positions and work around to doggy style... I finger her pussy and her ass, she's going crazy (and I think being a little exaggerated) And tells me to fuck her in the ass!!! Her puss was so wet ,we didn't need any lube! Upon entry(surprisingly easy) she starts bucking and pushing back at me!!! Son of a bitch!!! I love crazy ass women!!!! Needless to say I got mine!!!! And she looked like Marilyn Manson!!! SO!!Do you really care if she got hers????? LOL!!!!

I didn't make her my g.f.!! And it took about 2 weeks to convince her of this!! But what a wonderful sexual experience!!!! Point is you can learn alot from an ugly chick!!!! I know I'm a fucking pig!!!! LOL!!!!!

They're not hookers!!!! There massage therapists!!!!! "Grandma's Boy"

HOPE NO ONE IS OFFENDED BY THIS BLOG!!!! I'M HORNY TODAY!!!!


clitalicious67 49F

6/3/2006 7:53 am

You are one freaky fucker...Say it with me..."Exit ONLY"....giggling....c'mere and let me suck the life outta ya Yep definitely buzzards patrolin' today


loadeddice05 44M

6/3/2006 8:16 am

    Quoting clitalicious67:
    You are one freaky fucker...Say it with me..."Exit ONLY"....giggling....c'mere and let me suck the life outta ya Yep definitely buzzards patrolin' today
You don't know the half of it???? Anyways!! A good sucking while I watch the buzzards, sounds so NICE!!


rm_gata11459 58F
10597 posts
6/3/2006 8:22 am

oooo i remember a morning.. thought he was muscular when i drunkenly hit the sac.. woke up the next day with a fat guy.. really really really fat..and it took me a long time to convince him that i wasnt his girlfriend.. we wound up working in the same bar together too.. became the WORST of enemys.. no not enemas.. couldnt be nice tho that guy.. felt like he tricked me.. well he did.. disguising himself as a muscular guy when i was clearly not myself. xoxo k

Peace xxx K


loadeddice05 44M

6/3/2006 8:37 am

    Quoting rm_gata11459:
    oooo i remember a morning.. thought he was muscular when i drunkenly hit the sac.. woke up the next day with a fat guy.. really really really fat..and it took me a long time to convince him that i wasnt his girlfriend.. we wound up working in the same bar together too.. became the WORST of enemys.. no not enemas.. couldnt be nice tho that guy.. felt like he tricked me.. well he did.. disguising himself as a muscular guy when i was clearly not myself. xoxo k
Oh! the mistakes we make!!! I wonder??? Any thoughts on enemas???


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