FASCINATING LOVE DOLLS AND MY TRUSTY VINYL REPAIR KIT!!!  

loadeddice05 44M
3565 posts
7/7/2006 6:51 am

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7/15/2006 5:52 am

FASCINATING LOVE DOLLS AND MY TRUSTY VINYL REPAIR KIT!!!

Ever since I was a lad of about 12 I have had the most perverted fantsies about having my very own blow up love temptress!!!....Now! Why Dice you have so much to offer a not so inflated woman of flesh!!...Yes, of course this is a true statement!!!! But I sometimes feel the need to bang out a few rounds to a bright, bubbly, blonde with the consistancy of a beach ball!!!MNNNN! And you know I love the beach!!!!!

HMNNN! Where does this deep seeded lust for cold vinyl goodness cum from?????.....hmnnn?....I guess once I pick up my Jessica Tandy love babe and put her to good use!!!!!!!I'LL KNOW!!!!!

Now I hear there are 3 separate holes on these special women!! That to me means!! FUN TIMES 3!!!!!

Like I said it's either the Jessica Tandy or Estel Geddy models for me!!! I'll just deflate the tits a bit for more realism!!!!!!BUT WHO WOULD YOU MODEL YOUR INFLATABLE LOVE MAN/WOMAN????(horse) AFTER?????

Would you be my girl Sally???


rm_shannee2006 52F
3355 posts
7/7/2006 7:57 am

Ouch! It hurts to laugh that hard....LOL!

Yup...this juiciness is from me....

S


maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
7/7/2006 5:14 pm

Ok, nut job!!!

Now, you are replacing Nota with a blow up doll!! I don't think he will be happy!!


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
105F

7/7/2006 7:55 pm

WTF is WRONG with YOU...LMFAO Dude get some pussy.....Ready

Ready


loadeddice05 44M

7/7/2006 8:59 pm

I once laughed so hard on a date I farted and it wasn't just tha' sound kind!!!! LOL!! If I was someone else I might have been embarassed????


loadeddice05 44M

7/7/2006 9:00 pm

    Quoting TakethemoneyRUN:
    Careful she is an alien from planet RAWWR.
    Don't stay too close to her after 10 minutes.
    She may suck you to death.
No I was too cheap and the "suck you" device isn't included!!!!
lol!!!


loadeddice05 44M

7/7/2006 9:01 pm

    Quoting longhairednikki:
    one good thing about all that hot air ya have.. you should be able to blow em up in no time
Silly!! If I blow her up with hot air??? She'll float away!!!...then I'll be sad....


loadeddice05 44M

7/7/2006 9:02 pm

    Quoting maverick1255:
    Ok, nut job!!!

    Now, you are replacing Nota with a blow up doll!! I don't think he will be happy!!
I would never!!! He's my purple unicorn and I love him!!!(platonically)


loadeddice05 44M

7/7/2006 9:04 pm

    Quoting readytolay_3:
    WTF is WRONG with YOU...LMFAO Dude get some pussy.....Ready
I've often found pussy to have a rather off putting smell!! So thanks for the advice. But I prefer my rather minty fresh air and that new pool smell!!!!


meerkittykat 42F

7/7/2006 9:36 pm

Aren't Estelle Getty and Jessica Tandy both dead???

I knew you were a freak but damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.


rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
7/8/2006 12:30 am

OMG, your killing me here....


loadeddice05 44M

7/8/2006 5:47 am

    Quoting meerkittykat:
    Aren't Estelle Getty and Jessica Tandy both dead???

    I knew you were a freak but damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
Yes!! Your right..I tried filling both with air but ....too many openings??? So I had to resort to inflatable love madness!!!


loadeddice05 44M

7/8/2006 5:49 am

I know!! Ive already gotten started having my oddgirl doll made!! I'm going to pop that one for sure!!!

My love..oddity....


rm_sloman44 60M
701 posts
7/8/2006 10:13 pm

I say get the Jessica AND Estel dolls and have a threesome.


loadeddice05 44M

7/9/2006 5:57 am

    Quoting rm_sloman44:
    I say get the Jessica AND Estel dolls and have a threesome.
LOL!!! Already have!! Was too light headed from blowing both my babes up though!!!!


BadAssBlonde1 56F
4989 posts
7/14/2006 1:40 am

I only count two holes on you. Have I been cheated? I couldn't be your Sally girl but would you be my Charlie boy? I'll be eagerly awaiting your response.

Grinnin'
Lady Hunter


After all the sex is gone, there is the mind - Lady Hunter / BAB

Copyright © House of Lady Hunter 1998-2009


loadeddice05 44M

7/15/2006 5:52 am

    Quoting BadAssBlonde1:
    I only count two holes on you. Have I been cheated? I couldn't be your Sally girl but would you be my Charlie boy? I'll be eagerly awaiting your response.

    Grinnin'
    Lady Hunter
HMN? You say it like I could resist your stunning good looks and amazingly sexy ways!! I would be left cottonmouthed and the whole evnt would be anti climactic for yourself!!! Yes in your case The loaded one will be way to excited and leak all over your leg??? But isn't it the thought that counts??? And I have such wonderfully magikal thoughts about you!!!

LOL!!! I have a pee hole too!!!


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