EVER FUCK A MIDGET????(I mean little person??)  

loadeddice05 44M
3565 posts
7/12/2006 6:49 pm

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7/18/2006 7:00 am

EVER FUCK A MIDGET????(I mean little person??)

HMMNNN!!
I've done old!!
I've done young!!
I've done fat!!(more times than I'm proud of)
I've done skinny(tends to leave pelvic bruises)

And yadda yadda!!! Get it???

Anyways!! I have never, ever fucked a midget!! Why??? Are my looks that intimidating??? Does the thought of a woman(a small one) jumping on my manhood leave her breathlessly afraid???

WOULD DICE'S PENIS FIT SO WELL???? I'D RESEMBLE A CONDOM???? HMNNNN??? perhap's!!!!

Yeah!! Midget mamma's that a good question!!! You would!!! Of course my little cherry blossom!!!

Now!! Dice you say!!! Blow up dolls, midget's......what exactly are you getting at????

Well my blog buds!!! Like I said before I'm opening up to you ALL!!!! Good or bad!!!!

And just to show you my new found openess. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret!!!(and it has nothing to do with oddstar)......(or little women)........... I HAVE NEVER HAD GAY SEX!!!!! Sheeyah!! Can you believe it??? All this charm and carisma and not a gay bone in my body!!! GO FIGURE!!!!

I do have gay friends fireslide and mav. are my boys!!!(girls)

But ask me anything else and I'll cop to it????

I promise!!!! HONEST????

Anyways!! What crazy midget bitches want some????????????? Dice is gonna wear you like a glove!!!!!!!!!


sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
7/12/2006 7:48 pm

Well I'm short but I ain't that short...sawry!!!!!


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


rm_shannee2006 52F
3355 posts
7/12/2006 8:20 pm

lol! You are exactly what I needed tonight. I needed a good frigging laugh...and I knew just where to find it. Will ya do me a favor? Write some incredibly funny shit over the next few days? I need laughing really bad!!!

And the images that came with this blog are just too friggin funny. I love your dirty mind. LOL!

Yup...this juiciness is from me....

S


loadeddice05 44M

7/12/2006 10:31 pm

    Quoting sweetSinn2690:
    Well I'm short but I ain't that short...sawry!!!!!
LOL!!! That's ok. we could dress up like christmas and pretend to be elves!!! I can hide coal in your stockings????


loadeddice05 44M

7/12/2006 10:32 pm

    Quoting rm_shannee2006:
    lol! You are exactly what I needed tonight. I needed a good frigging laugh...and I knew just where to find it. Will ya do me a favor? Write some incredibly funny shit over the next few days? I need laughing really bad!!!

    And the images that came with this blog are just too friggin funny. I love your dirty mind. LOL!
So?? Your laughing at me again?? LOL!


loadeddice05 44M

7/12/2006 10:34 pm

I could attach her an spin her!! You know cause she's so small!!! LOL!!!


maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
7/12/2006 11:06 pm

Saw picture and title - LMAO!!!!!!!

comment to myself: What the hell is Dice up to NOW!!!!! LOL!!!!

Or down to!


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
105F

7/13/2006 6:54 pm

Did you stop taking your meds AGAIN My God your sick fuck maybe a good hard spanking would straighten you ass out...Ready

Ready


loadeddice05 44M

7/13/2006 10:27 pm

    Quoting readytolay_3:
    Did you stop taking your meds AGAIN My God your sick fuck maybe a good hard spanking would straighten you ass out...Ready
LOL!!!Is that all it'll take???????


1308882 28M

7/15/2006 9:19 pm

I am end you.


1308882 28M

7/15/2006 9:21 pm

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