What does a Profile say??  

lizalickem4u 58F
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7/31/2006 7:32 pm

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8/1/2006 7:18 pm

What does a Profile say??

I guess I should really change the opening line of my profile...you know put all manners of WARNINGS on it...you know like: Warning, I'm a Gold Digger...Warning, I'm a material girl, don't bother unless you can afford me!!! I've been told that I'm a "tough broad," that I have an "attitude"...do you have any idea how many "losers" write me every day????? Do you know how many illerate guys there are here on AdultFriendFinder?????...okay, so most are on AdultFriendFinder to look at the pics...why not, I mean come on, I enjoy posting naughty, nasty pics...

But what is the point of posting a profile if no one is going to pay any attention to it??????

I have found that some folks actually do take the time to put some interesting stuff in their profiles...there are guys that state exactly what it is they are seeking in a woman, with a woman...there are women that state they are seeking that "one and only," married men need to apply...if you're married or attached I'm NOT interested...

Then there are the folks that are seeking someone to help them realize a fantasy...or not...someone to MAKE them be as nasty as they want to be...you know that way they don't have to be "responsible" for their sexual pleasure or fulfilling their sexual fantasies because someone else is running the show...course those folks really need to take a look at alt.com where the Masters/slaves/submissives, folks into power play hang out, seek others that have the need to be controlled by someone else...so they think...

But again, what is the point of a profile if someone "thinks" that what they are offering is so good you'll change your mind and want to do things their way...delusional don't you think...

I've actually put thought in my profile...I put what I want and am seeking in a man...I am a MATERIALISTICALLY minded woman...I WANT nice things...you know that bottle of perfume, those new shoes, those come fuck me pumps, the frilly lingere...I want to go out to nice restaurants, eat lobster, steak...I want to drink fine wines and champagne...I know what I want and I don't have to answer to anyone, no one...I'm MY own woman!!!!!

Then there are the guys that are seeking "fun." Please define "fun." I'm into fun...I'm into incredible, fantastic sexual fun...but I want to be "inspired" for my fun...I want to be wined and dined or get directly to the heart of the matter and get all the cards on the table and then have some fun...having fun for fun's sake...no. I don't want to have fun for the sake of fun...

I recently had a guy email me that lives about an hour and half away...he had no pics on his profile and could not figure out how to load them on his computer (claiming technology challenged) so I had him paint me a word picture of himself...he described my ex-husband to a T!!!! So, why would I want to venture further with this guy????? He said he was "rich." What exactly does that mean??? He says he's retired (at 5 and enjoys traveling...he would have no problem traveling to Tulsa as his time was his own and his schedule very flexible...okay, so I was curious...I wanted to see how far this guy would go after he called me a "tough broad"...in other words he claimed his "friends" say he's rich, good lucking and funny...okay, I'll go with it for now...

This guy shares his life history with me...especially the saga of the ex-wife, the girlfriends, the last wife that suddenly died...he travels because he finds the best deals on traveling and has learned that it is cheaper to travel in numbers and with folks that are willing to foot the bill or have an "in" as far as discounted rooms and such...(I call it riding the coattails of friends)...and then we banter back and forth, I think we're joking around, you know he asks me what I fantasize about and I say a man that will buy me some store-bought titties...a man that will pay my bills every now and then, buy me a new car...you know silly stuff, but if offered up I won't turn away...

Then he asks me if I have traveled so I tell him about some of the trips I've been on with a male friend or two...suddenly he's seeing a "red flag" and telling me that he won't be paying my rent...I never asked him to pay my rent...then it hit me...he wasn't "rich"...he was merely financially stable enough to not have to work if he didn't want to...he had found a way to supplement his income every now and then to take a gal out for beer and burger, then have some "fun" in that he would get some pussy for the beer and burger...HELLLOOOOOOOOOO, what's wrong with this scenario????????? Obvious he's responded to the wrong profile...I can afford beer and burger on my own...I look to those that aim higher...

To make a long story short...the "red flag" was the warning signal that this guy was in over his head...at first I was put out and offended...then it dawned on me that this guy just could not afford me or the kind of fun I am seeking in return for sexual fun...but you know, I can't blame the guy for wanting pussy for a discounted price...I mean hey, $100.00 is cheap for pussy when you start putting pencil to it all...oh yes, I'm one of those crazy women that actually know how much it all costs...and come on, all men pay for pussy in some form or fashion...in other words, married men pay the highest price for pussy...I mean come on, housepayments, cars, families, medical bills...how disturbing is it for a married person to realize they are paying an astronomical amount to the woman that they live with and get little to no pussy?????? Hey, why not seek pussy elsewhere as long as it doesn't upset the current "arrangement?"

Anyway, does it really matter what you put in your profile if you're going to be constantly challenged on what you're seeking??? What you're "settle" for...course isn't that the key, what you will "settle" for in all of the fun???? I won't "settle" any more...I'm not looking for love, I'm not seeking the "one and only"...I'm seeking a man(men)that can and will afford me and the nasty fun that I'm seeking...


Please take the time to define yourself if you put "rich" in your profile...what are you "rich" with, of...are you rich in life, rich in fun...rich with friends, rich as in money????? I mean come on, how am I suppose to interpret "rich?"

Just for the record...my profile is clear about what I'm seeking...I'm into EXPENSIVE FUN!!! So, if you're rich with money, you're my kind of man...if you're "financially stable" well...depends on how you define financially stable...Hell, I'm financially stable!!!!

I am NOT a beer and burger girl...aim higher...I'm into sexual fun, but only after I've been properly "inspired"...yes, this means drinks, a nice dinner (steak and lobster)...after dinner drinks...maybe...please note, MAYBE coffee at my place...I make no guarantees...

I had a long post all ready to go but then thought, Hey, no one ever reads my profile...so why in the Hell would they bother to read my blog...

Bottom line is I bid the guy that sent me into this tirade off to find his good fortune in finding a beer and burger gal to have some "fun" with on the road of life...


OMG I almost forgot one of the most "popular" lines of thought...I'm NOT into "fun" that involves "love"...I mean come on...you don't have to be "in love" with someone to have sex with them!!!! I don't NEED a man and if you have to have me WANT you, then let's just rethink this whole thing...I want a man that wants me just as bad...

As I've said before, I don't have to "settle" any more, I can and do have lots of naughty, nasty fun...fun is what you make of it...and I make good fun...good sexual fun...just a bit picky about who I have fun and spend time with these days/nights...

FOOTNOTE #2: Please, spare me the "hours and hours" of fabulous slow sex...as I posted early on in my blog, I have Adult Sexual Attention Deficiet Disorder...I much prefer an hour or two and then we go our seperate ways...I'm not interested in your stamina or how many times you can make me cum...I want to enjoy a man in incriments...I am definitely not and HOURS UPON HOURS GAL...and definitely not a gal that wants to walk into the sunset with you, hand in hand!!!!


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