Interesting Musings and Assumptions...Wanna Kiss My Ass?????  

lizalickem4u 58F
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4/28/2006 6:49 am

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5/3/2006 5:26 am

Interesting Musings and Assumptions...Wanna Kiss My Ass?????

I find it interesting how many men think they are doing me a favor by sending me a note on I'm sitting here at the computer all day long, day after day waiting, all night long, night after night...waiting for the "ultimate" cock fix. Do you really think you are the ONLY man that has sent me a note, that you're the ONLY man that I will call right then and there upon receiving your phone number and invite over for me to spread my legs? Surely he's not serious? Surely this man really doesn't think I'm waiting for HIM? Wanna KISS my ample ass?

Then there is the terms of endearment that I find interesting...i.e. calling me a "slut" I a slut? By one definition, "an untidy woman." No, definitely not an untidy woman, quite the opposite obsessive clean and tidy, everything in its place and a place for everything...another definition of a "slut" is a "prostitute." Okay, I can go with that one...I'm a materialistic and monetarily minded woman, I make no excuses or apologies on this one...if you want to shower me with gifts and money, I'm onboard, call me anything you want!!! Be my Sugar Daddy, I'll but your Slut!!!!Hell, talk dirty to me and I'll answer to anything you want to call me!!!! Oh, BTW, be prepared to receive the same though...I'm definitely an "equal opportunity sex partner."

Funny, my life is anything but sitting here at the computer all day/night long, day after day, night after biggest obstacle in trying out all the cocks that seem to be available is finding the time to meet and enjoy.
It takes me a manner of a a few minutes to zip off a blog post or relate one of my many sexual adventures...hours on end, days,, Hell no. I don't have time to sit and wait at the computer...I'm too busy living life!!!!

So, my wonderful dear men here on AdultFriendFinder that seem to think I'm waiting to experience their most fabulous, one and only cock...get real. If you pique my interest with your emails perhaps we'll move into another avenue of discovery...if you REALLY pique my interest then I get right to the crux of why most of us are on AdultFriendFinder, to meet and have sex.

Oh yes, meet and have sex...what a novel and wonderful concept!!!! I am a firm believer in a brief exchange and then meet face to face...if the chemistry is there than I'm all about continuing "the dance." Thing is how many men are real and ready to venture forth? Believe it or not, not very many.

It comes down to the profile. REALLY read the profile...if you understand what the profile is presenting then send that first need in sending the phone number, I'm definitely NOT into phone sex, what a waste of valuable "live and in person" time...send that note and let's see if you're REALLY what I'm seeking. Understand the profile that way we don't waste each other's time...

So, no my dears, I'm not sitting here waiting, waiting waiting to experience you...though I'm sure YOUR cock is the most fabulous cock of all!!!!! Wanna KISS my ass?????

into_the_swing 45M/37F

4/28/2006 10:00 am

Amen, Miss Liza.

rm_tiny6259 54M

5/3/2006 12:29 am


lizalickem4u 58F

5/3/2006 4:14 am

You missed the point isn't that I necessarily am all for YOU doing anything to ME but rather the "equalness" of the sexual encounter...sometimes the musings are just lost on some people...

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you...equal opportunity sex...maybe I should change it to read let me FUCK YOUR ASS and then I'll let you FUCK mine...maybe we'll just skip where you fuck my ass, I'll just fuck your ass...

Doesn't matter, the whole thought process was lost...amazing how a guy sees a pic of a gal's ass and they loose their mind or what little bit they had!!!!

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