Does anybody talk to the MArtians?  

livinlavalova 43M
113 posts
4/18/2006 7:49 pm

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4/30/2006 9:17 pm

Does anybody talk to the MArtians?

Haley's Comet only comes around once in a lifetime.

For anyone who thinks my music is about the dollar you don't know shit.

My music is about the 50 cent

Money is shit to me if I have no one to share it with.

No gimmicks here, OBIE TRICE.

rm_Zone_Master 54M
244 posts
4/18/2006 11:12 pm

A man that collects meteorites
Comment from the heart
Detroit has nothing
Liquid confetti

livinlavalova 43M

4/19/2006 5:17 am

Who's Grayt?

livinlavalova 43M

4/19/2006 5:33 am


livinlavalova 43M

4/19/2006 5:42 am

GO ASTROS GO, By the way

onlyfive 68M

4/19/2006 4:25 pm

The man with the diamonds in his front teeth finally saw your blog. He said he takes exception to being called a "Yankee". To me, says he, "I ain't no fuckin Yankee! Who the fuck IS this guy?"

So I say to him (judging by the content transition in the blog) "just a guy that thought the transition from cocaine to meth would be fun". This upset him as he profits from all cocaine going to Canada (our retarded neighbor to the north) and knows that crystal is made locally.

His actual concern may be for the safety of the meth "cookers" as it's a very hazardous career choice. He has decided to give needed counseling to folks like you.

The man with the diamonds in his front teeth is always nearby.

livinlavalova 43M

4/20/2006 12:48 am

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM? All fine by us. When we're through with our operation the whole world will be doing meth. And there's nothin anyone can do to stop us!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HAAAHH HAAAHH HAH! and a hyuk!

livinlavalova 43M

4/20/2006 2:40 am

A little word to the wise straight from the MArtian to any of you kids out there who 've outsmarted their parents.

You'll go light years farther with special K than you'll ever go with any of that other shit.
Just ask anyone on the streets who's REAL and they'll give you the straight goods on that one.

livinlavalova 43M

4/20/2006 6:45 am

Name's Liv. Good to have ya back, KAT!!

onlyfive 68M

4/20/2006 11:50 am

Right before a Super Colon Cleanse commercial, there was a Special K commercial. I immediately thought of you and had a flashback with a visual. I saw you watching the preppy bitch in the commercial dancing. You were puking your guts out. Thanks, and have a nice day.

livinlavalova 43M

4/20/2006 9:39 pm

Me in a nutshell, onlyfive.

niceguy20402 56M

4/21/2006 7:27 pm

You are a fucking psycho retard

livinlavalova 43M

4/22/2006 10:17 am

Well if it isn't my favorite psycho......NICEGUY. Soooooo niceguy. I guess you heard that BOSS denied my last message to all the BODYPARTS. MAybe I'll just have all the bodyparts come to this blog post instead. The question for all the body parts which I meant to ask in the allah post, which was shot down by BOSS, is....



rm_muffin162 55M
763 posts
4/22/2006 1:45 pm

BOSSSays you gotta invade the moon on your own.

livinlavalova 43M

4/22/2006 4:42 pm

What the fuck ya THINK I'm doin, ovenpuppy?

livinlavalova 43M

4/22/2006 4:43 pm

Hey BOSS, send me an Email and tell me how you're involved with ovenpuppy?

cactusass 55F

4/22/2006 5:44 pm

what the fuck is your problem? you are a sick motherfucker. take all your posts from the adlines and shove them up your ragged, overused asshole!

onlyfive 68M

4/22/2006 6:08 pm

You tore a big hole in your convertible top,
what will you tell your Mom and Pop?

livinlavalova 43M

4/23/2006 4:40 am

I'll justsay, "Thank the FBI you're still alive." Onlyfive.

livinlavalova 43M

4/23/2006 5:00 am


livinlavalova 43M

4/26/2006 6:58 am

Well, Well, Well. If it ain't my old pal half a buck. Thought I'd let ya know my ostrich has told me a few things about ya, and I don't know what happened to that key post about bringin the Salvation army into the corporate world, but ah, FBI, if you took it, keep it on hold for me. Salvation army shouldn't support joblessness so much, but I hope ya undastand what I'm sayin about the dangers of blaming things on the dolla, when these corporations are our kids tricycles. Stickin our army right, might give people like our lil soldiers here the funds to organize more strategic trainin programs. Anyway, half a buck. We all Know I'm gonna blow your brains out in the end of all this, but my question for the FBI is. Yo, FBI. You Wanna Fuck With JACK FM?

livinlavalova 43M

4/26/2006 7:24 am

Jus so all ya Yankees out there are aware now, Our LAdy peace is playin a key startegic city on welfa day, but ain't nothin like the turn that World War III is gonna take afta we seen the HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS

livinlavalova 43M

4/26/2006 8:23 am

Well. Well. Well. now things are takin a turn. BOSS has just clued me into some key information on the war. Soooooooo Houston, I guess you been strategizin pretty hard lately. All I gots to say to ya is...Hey Houston. You Wanna Fuck With The Edmonton Oilers?

livinlavalova 43M

4/26/2006 8:48 am

HEy liv you ostrich stovin pie fucka. Kid Rock here.

If you think you're little oilers have a hope in hell against Motown, you betta be lookin for your OWN picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone...........Foooonzy Wiggum!!!


livinlavalova 43M

4/26/2006 8:49 am

Hey Liv. Osama Bin Laden HEre. ME talk to friends Me can't say who. Me think me got plan to muster up suppoort for OILERSWatch special K commercials for more. Me like you. Me no like George Bush though. Me Go now. 50 lookin for me.

livinlavalova 43M

4/26/2006 11:58 am

Hey Liv. Sorry it took so long for me to get back on your invite, but things have been crazy in Africa. It took some string pullin to get your picture plus some creep paparazzi tried climbin under our gate and was takin pics of junior. Don't worry though. Ratpoison got him good. So what's goin on, anyways what the hell is this all about?

livinlavalova 43M

4/26/2006 12:01 pm

Hey prettyboy, you didn't happen to see a tall skinny Arab guy with a beard and turbin come here, did ya. You betta talk mothafucka!!!

livinlavalova 43M

4/28/2006 7:13 pm

Hey Brad, there ya are. I been lookin for ya. I been tryin to find that AdultFriendFinder member that BOSS hired so I could get the pic, plus wedding arrangements, movie offers, yada, yada, yada. You know how it is for guys like us. Anyways, I'm in on this. BOSS says Whatever You do. DON'T TELL 50 where Osama is.

livinlavalova 43M

4/28/2006 7:16 pm

Don't worry, Vince. I'm not stupid.

onlyfive 68M

4/29/2006 5:16 am

Yes you are.

livinlavalova 43M

4/29/2006 6:40 am

You think Brad Pitt's stupid? Please elaborate.

livinlavalova 43M

4/29/2006 4:33 pm

Hey. I hate to interrupt the party guys, but there's....

A standoff.

Liv Inlavalova vs Niceguy20402
Place your bets and hit the advice columns

livinlavalova 43M

4/30/2006 8:25 am

Liv. This IS BOSS!!! If You're Gonna have a Standoff,

You Do it Like a MAN!!!

I just bought ya a private chat room, I'll leave the rest to you.

livinlavalova 43M

4/30/2006 8:34 am

MA, what hurts me the most is you wouldn't admit you were wrong.

Nathan....I don't think you'll ever know she was phony.

PA....I'll let Haeather field that one.

Heather.....Where ya been all my life? What did I ever do to ya?

Dr. Crowe.......What did ya eva know. where's it go you know me hoe?

How HArd Did you Expect ME to Fight For This?

livinlavalova 43M

4/30/2006 8:39 am

FBI. Talk to Niceguy's Pa. Send me a ref. It's only fair, in case we start fightin dirty.

Hey Ma, hyuuuh, Look at that pointy haired lookin kid..

onlyfive 68M

4/30/2006 8:55 am

I finally figured you out. It's a suicide wish. You want the FBI or RCMP to bust you for your violent threats and you plan to resist so they take you out. It's called "suicide by cop" and it rarely works. You'd probably end up with life in prison and a VERY wide asshole.

livinlavalova 43M

4/30/2006 11:20 am

Not even close, onlyfive, but thanks for tryin. I'll be around.

livinlavalova 43M

4/30/2006 11:23 am

Yo Liv. It's me KID Just came back from you're advice question called, "Nicegut 20402. Here's your chance..."

read your last comment. It ain't up yet, but...

Nice Shootin, Tex

livinlavalova 43M

4/30/2006 11:25 am

Thanks ROCK I guess you could say New Orleans is Sinkin.

Fortunately for The Tragically Hip

the people who live there already know how ta Schwimm....

onlyfive 68M

4/30/2006 5:58 pm

So Jim Morrison (have someone that wasn't born yesterday like you were tell you who he was) gets out of his car in London and feeds tha parking meter. Big Ben chimes and Jim looks up at the clock and says "Holy shit! I gained 10 pounds!".

livinlavalova 43M

4/30/2006 8:46 pm

Never been to London. How much do the parking meters cost? By the way Jim Morrison told you to give me some Death!!!!
His Drummer used to be my math teacher, ya idiot!!! Check the annual!

livinlavalova 43M

4/30/2006 8:57 pm

БОСС имеет после того как он сказан меня что Olga Algebrekoff было приглашено принять участие in operation комета!!! SHHHHHHH!

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