Elderly Gentlemen  

lilbears 46F
230 posts
9/6/2006 8:14 pm

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9/7/2006 5:46 pm

Elderly Gentlemen

Two elderly gentlemen from from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 79 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."

"Really?! Like a new-born baby?!"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."

Life is short--make it fun!

silvereclipes2 49M

9/6/2006 8:42 pm

lord lil their is a lot of truth in this story. i heard another one that some mountain men said at their last gathering it was a prayer that went like this dear lord we thank you for the food we are about to eat but if you ever decide to ever do this again can you please let us keep our teeth and take our balls instead as we are old and it no longer works any way but we still need our teeth to eat with...

somethingelse40 74M
14676 posts
9/7/2006 4:20 pm

Now that's just real cute. Sometimes I feel sad for no reason, but thinking about your tasteless joke gives me plenty of reason. Have you taken the success quiz?

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