15 Pieces of advice to pass on to your daughters  

lilbears 47F
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9/2/2006 10:25 am

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9/3/2006 7:47 pm

15 Pieces of advice to pass on to your daughters

1. Don't imagine you can change a man--unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon--they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander--it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well--they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same--they just have different faces, so you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men--most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for diections.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember, a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

rm_aboutme66 51F
6047 posts
9/2/2006 10:48 am

OMG why did mom never tell me any of this !!!!!! ROTF LMFAO

Someday is today.

14fun1055 61M

9/3/2006 3:04 pm

I thought I had a bad outlook on life I started taking care of my parents when I was 13 and did it till they past away. I was 16 when my dad past at age 48 I took care of my mother for 30 years until she past at 72. I could not remember my mother walk on her own just a cane to wheelchair then bed. So not all men are the same there are some that care for others more than there selves. My spelling is not the greatest so kind of give me a slack.
So cheer up a little take care of yourself
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