so me  

lil_nympho2 35F
64 posts
8/29/2006 7:52 pm

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8/31/2006 7:25 am

so me


This weekend was for the most part at bust.I did however go out on Saturday night with a girlfriend of mine and her boyfriend. GOOD GOD did that suck. He wasn’t in the mood to go out so after one beer we dropped him off and went out to Mixers.

I had already had one drink at Grittys and was on an empty stomach that wasn’t feeling too good. We got inside we each ordered a drink and were checking the place out. I must say that I love to go out and dance but white people can’t dance to save their lives. Sorry but true I'm sure out there some where some white folks can really shake their shit but that night I didn’t see any.

Anywho about half way through my second drink I realized that this wasn’t going to be a good night. I got my friend, paid the tab, and left. Walking out side I started to get that watery mouth that comes just before you puke.

I wanted to puke badly too the pressure in my stomach was so bad it hurt. Being the great friend that Sara is she offered to go get me some crackers from the store. I leaned my head on a truck bumper praying to get this over with quick. That’s when it happened........ I farted! That took care of everything lol. Yeah I know real classy but that made me feel so much better top it off with one great burp and I was good to go.
By that time it was getting kinda late and I had to work the next morning. We had a great laugh the whole ride home though.


rm_douglhers 41M
150 posts
8/29/2006 8:55 pm

just a bit of gas.... lol


MBACKER29 43M/41F

8/30/2006 3:11 am

roflmao - in the immortal words of a great philospher (Shrek) - "Better out than in I always say" - lol - if you wanted to play it cool ya just shoulda claimed it was one of the nearby cars backfiring lol
great post I lmao - one of these days i will actually have a mentality of something older than a 12 yr old but since i dont i found it very funny - it is always great to start the day with a laugh - ty


rm_LVRZ24U 51M/44F
23 posts
8/30/2006 8:13 am

That is just funny. I only have one question. If a girl farts in a parking lot, is there anyone there to smell it?


lil_nympho2 35F

8/30/2006 6:27 pm

    Quoting rm_LVRZ24U:
    That is just funny. I only have one question. If a girl farts in a parking lot, is there anyone there to smell it?
I guess we'll never know lol.


lil_nympho2 35F

8/30/2006 6:31 pm

    Quoting MBACKER29:
    roflmao - in the immortal words of a great philospher (Shrek) - "Better out than in I always say" - lol - if you wanted to play it cool ya just shoulda claimed it was one of the nearby cars backfiring lol
    great post I lmao - one of these days i will actually have a mentality of something older than a 12 yr old but since i dont i found it very funny - it is always great to start the day with a laugh - ty
Hey you don’t have to explain anything I have the mentality of a 12 year old too. My ex husband HATED it when I would fart in front of him. I thought that if he could do it then so could I and I wasn’t about to leave the room to do so. He said that girls don’t to that type of thing. Well guess what we do just like everyone else.


MBACKER29 43M/41F

8/31/2006 2:44 am

This will sound weird but its actually a relief (pardon the pun) when someone else farts around me for the first time. It means they are comfortable enough to be themselves around me. The average person can burp or pass gas upto 14 times a day.As long as you say excuse me I fail to see what the problem is (but thats me). To be around someone for any length of time well either you expect them to do what nature intends or you expect them to be clenched tighter then a frogs butt lol.
Baked beans anyone - we can recreate the campfire scene from Blazing Saddles rofl - oh I need help lol


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