Borrowed Balls  

lightswitch1963 68M/53F
413 posts
7/3/2006 4:44 pm

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7/5/2006 11:10 am

Borrowed Balls

I am borrowing Bambi's brass balls for this one.
At work today, I had to pee!!!!!! Ran to the ladies room....locked! So, having been a plumber, I know that tiolets can't tell the sex of the ass on it. I ran to the men's room. Luckily, unlocked. But, since I had to get toilet paper and wipe the piss off of the seat....when I pulled down my pants to pee, and did it before my pants were down.
I went to the office, and called the manager. I told her what happened. She said she had done it before. I told her I was going home to take a bath and change. Then I called Mr.L, and asked that a bath be ready when I got home.
He's a sweetheart, it was ready. Took a quick bath, changed, and got back before lunch rush hit.
If there was anything funny about it....I worked with the one bitch I don't like (she hates me, too)........she thought I quit!! Loved the look on her face when I clocked back in.
You can have your balls back now, Bambi....thanks for the loan.

We'll leave the light on for you.

oldude1946 70M

7/3/2006 6:19 pm

This was a good one

imLadyBambi 58M/50F

7/4/2006 10:44 pm

What a Great blog! LMAO

I know the bathroom part wasn't funny for you but for us readers...

Lady Bambi

Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
7/5/2006 7:43 am

Yikes!!! That was a good one. I can't believe there's somebody out there who does not like you! What a crazy person. You are wonderful!!!

Whisper... {=}

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