It's how you tell 'em  

leesiderebel 42M
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10/23/2005 4:38 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

It's how you tell 'em

Ok so im in good form today don't know why don't have any particular reason to be but what the hell heres a few jokes for ye:

A chick falls into a hole, she shouts at the donkey to go get the farmers BMW to pull her out. No need says the donkey who steps over the hole and lowers his cock. The chick grabs it and is pulled out. Moral of the story ....... you don't need a BMW to pull the chicks when your hung like a donkey!!!!!

This ones for my friends in kerry haha

What do fizz from cornation st. and the kerry footballers have in commonn....... they were both fucked by tyrone!!!!1

Ok last one for now and i know some of you are saying thank fuck but gimme a chance.

Whats the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.... haha

Ok so there chronic but when drunk they can be hilarious.
So one more for the road

What do you call a herd of cows wanking??
Beef strokin' off.....

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