Don't Mess with Little Old Ladies...  

lady_ttiger4ny 45F
186 posts
7/29/2006 1:01 am

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7/3/2007 11:27 pm

Don't Mess with Little Old Ladies...


To all my readers, this story was sent to me, and i thought you all would get a kick out of it...
To the Officers who work hard every day, This story was intended in Good Humor, It was not intended to offend any of the Officers out there who may read this...



As An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?"
Officer: "Ma'am, you were speeding."

Older Woman: "Oh, I see."
Officer: "Can I see your license, please?"

Older Woman: "I'd give it to you, but I don't have one."
Officer: "Don't have one?"

Older Woman: "Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving."
Officer: "I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please."

Older Woman: "I can't do that."
Officer: "Why not?"

Older Woman: "I stole this car."
Officer: "Stole it?"

Older Woman: "Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner."
Officer: "You what?"

Older Woman: "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see."

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up.
Within minutes, 5 police cars circle the car.
A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.


Officer 2: "Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle, please."

The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: "Is there a problem, sir?"

Officer 2: "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."
Older Woman: "Murdered the owner?!"

Officer 2: "Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please."

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: "Is this your car, ma'am?"
Older Woman: "Yes, here are the registration papers."

The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license."

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license.
He looks quite puzzled.


Officer 2: "Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner."

Older Woman: "Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too."

MORAL: 'Don't mess with little old ladies.'

ZZ_Todd 59M

7/29/2006 4:52 am



That's something my Mom would've done!


rm_deprived649 58M
624 posts
6/17/2007 12:50 pm

Greetings
Nothing more sexy,or a turn-on than a ladies mind...You are an excellent poet/writer,and have a great sense of humour. I might ad,nice looking as well...the total package so titillating,excuse the pun Excellent blog

The Blindman


lady_ttiger4ny 45F
93 posts
7/3/2007 11:27 pm

    Quoting rm_deprived649:
    Greetings
    Nothing more sexy,or a turn-on than a ladies mind...You are an excellent poet/writer,and have a great sense of humour. I might ad,nice looking as well...the total package so titillating,excuse the pun Excellent blog
Thank you deprived649, sorry it took so long to answer back, try to answer posts when i have time between my hectic work hours back to back..I'm glad you like my blog and hope you come back for more each time i post something new.

cheers!
Tiger


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