Can this be real?  

NannySealsBolus 50M
837 posts
9/5/2006 1:06 pm

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Can this be real?

One of those days in the office again. Running around like a headless chicken taking far too many rash decisions It may come back to haunt me. Sleepy because I have been watching episode 6, 7 & * of the 1st season Miami Vice. Was just about to doze off at my dask when a friend send me this message:


By Elroy Willis

ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she believed was Jesus.

"She started screaming `He's back! He's back!' and climbed out through the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgeann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene. "I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.

"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which then floated up into the sky.

Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration and said "Come back," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into heaven as they drove by him. "I think my wife loved Jesus more than she loved me," the widower said when asked why his wife would do such a thing.

When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied, "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."

I couldn't believe it and spent quite some time trying to find out if it was true. It makes me crazy and melancholy at the same time. A pretty sad and crazy story. My friend started a quest to find out if it is true. Any ideas?

sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
9/5/2006 6:31 pm

I don't know. I hope it's not real

klbunny 45F

9/7/2006 11:43 am

Is this for real? If it is God help us all!!

natasha_oberoi32 44M/42F
43 posts
9/10/2006 9:10 am

i dont know.

rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
9/17/2006 2:31 am

it's all in the book...and the beliefs around the book can
be interpreted in many different ways by many different people...

i can assure you that the rapture did not happen....
according to the bible, however, we have many *signs* a happening
these days although the war might be a better place to begin looking
for signals...keepin' an eye on Isreal...amoungst other things in the
throws of living life...

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

Zorianbeauty 47F

9/18/2006 1:06 pm

Hoping its not for real ....

Megara1970 46F

9/18/2006 6:16 pm

No, this never actually happened. This fictional story was written by Elroy Willis who has a web page he calls "Religion in the News" Updated 2/7/05. (First circulated in about 2001).

Megara1970 Y

33763 posts
9/20/2006 5:44 pm

omg i hope its not real..what a tragic incident !!!

~ The New & Improved Cocksucker ~

luv_bunny4u 50F

9/27/2006 7:35 am

sounds like you & your friend are very Co-Dependant... as for any ideas on the NEWSPAPER artical call the editor, they will let you know or ask about who the source was from on the story. Good luck on your co_dependant quest

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