Women, Go Figure  

kyplowboy2 61M
45 posts
10/19/2005 9:49 am

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Women, Go Figure

I guess when God sat down to figure things out, He thought about us men, and figured we needed something to keep us in check. So He created women.

Now there's a puzzle, ain't it? Has anybody figured 'em out yet? They are aggravatingly delightful. Am I wrong, fellas? Have you ever been stung by a bee that felt as good? You run in to this too? Perfectly designed to make us go crazy from time to time. I know I have again and again. Seems like we would learn, but just can't seem to get past it.

Well, here's an open offer to any and all takers, if you can find the answer, I have a bunch of canning jars and we can bottle and sell the cure. Be billionaires overnight would be my guess. I got the jars if you got the answer. Later.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/19/2005 10:53 am

I have had reasonable success with filling a Mason jar with jewelry and nothing else. Usually, giving women jewelry and never saying anything works. Of course until they ask you something. Then, of course, you're wrong...which calls for more jewelry.

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kyplowboy2 61M

10/19/2005 11:53 am

Thanks for the laugh, beau, right on time. lmao

007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
10/19/2005 12:04 pm

The solution to dealing with any woman is to admit we are always right, admit that we have everything men want and need, give in to our desires and demands, never talk back, always give freely, and most of all recognize that we are supreme beings who have withstood the pain of childbirth and creating other little men, and molding them into grown men. after all there are many single parent mothers who are responsible for having some respectable sons. LOL or you can take TDA's advice and buy us jewelry, or combine my ideas with him, and with that you will never have a problem. (laughing in my witchy voice)

Written only in good fun...

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/19/2005 12:20 pm


"Beer and something naked" is about as deep as I expect a man to be when I ask him what's on his mind. Just makes things so much easier. And please let me pick out my own jewelry. No need in wasting the gas to exchange it.

Yes, we are delightful creatures, aren't we?

digdug41 49M

10/19/2005 12:46 pm

if we had women figured out there would be no need for this site because we would know what to say what to do when to do it and how to do it the kind of relationship that men have with women is to volatile for mason jars whattya trying to do blow yourself up!

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

kyplowboy2 61M

10/19/2005 2:01 pm

LMAO, thanks guys and gals...it sure is hard to take yourself seriously sometimes ain't it? I appreciate your kind words on this post and the others, but don't forget her too...it's not just me, k? She is a wonderful person and deserves the best you can give her. Later.


five_speed 41M

10/19/2005 3:14 pm

if I had the answer, I'd tell you, man. We'd be partners, and we'd have all the money we could ever need. It would be sweet. I know one thing that DOES NOT work: If you fart in a jar, put a lid on it, and give it to a woman, that really doesn't do you any good. Piss isn't any better.

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/19/2005 3:32 pm

TDA was giving you a laugh? And I thought it was a pretty good answer....

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
10/19/2005 9:33 pm

Damn, all I ever get is empty jars.

BTW, you said it yourself KY, "Perfectly Designed."

'nuff said.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
10/20/2005 2:16 am

The only piece of jewelry I remember getting from someone, besides my father, was my wedding band and engagement ring. Hmmm, am I dating the wrong guys? No, really, I don't wear jewelry anyway! LOL


dano6332 56M

10/20/2005 8:18 pm

Ky, I do not have a clue. I just treat them like the wonder of god they are and sometimes they reciprocate.
No idea but just happy as hell they exist

(Princess Lips)

10/24/2005 1:55 pm

knew I loved TDA for a reason ...


(Princess Lips)

10/24/2005 1:55 pm

Dt, yes we are


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